Men are like..Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like..Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like..High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like..Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like..Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like..Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like..Noodles. They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
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