Funny Pages

This is just a page full of random saying I've gotten myself or from friends. Most of them are from mIRC. I really didn't feel like bleeping out the "dirty words" so ya'll can just DEAL! It wouldn't be a quote if it was altered would it?

mIRC talking

[16:21] (]Joey[> how wsas the party?
[16:34] (avarrin-> [oe
[16:34] (avarrin-> pine
[16:34] (avarrin-> JO9WWkn
[16:34] (avarrin-> pinw
[16:35] *** avarrin- has quit IRC (My damn controlling terminal disappeared!)
[16:35] (]Joey[> damn, must have been good

(avarrin) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(avarrin) I KNOW HOW TO SUBNET NOW
(avarrin) woo
* avarrin gives subnetting the finger
(avarrin) FOOOOOOOOOOK JEW!~
(Brooker) oh my :)
(saturn9) gooodness!

(user|code) yesssssssssssssssss
(user|code) hmmm
(user|code) mike
(avarrin) yea?
*** user|code has quit IRC ([x]chat)
(avarrin) really?
(avarrin) i think so to!

(on this one, only a select few will know the humor)
(jullo) GOD
(Tylernol) ?

(Wolfey) liar
(Kain``) i must be
(Wolfey) yea
(Wolfey) fuking fuckhead
(Wolfey) :)
(Brooker) Nice :)
(Kain``) YESH IM A FUCKIN FUCK HEAD
(Kain``) but you got denied head
(Wolfey) no shit
(Wolfey) so leave me alone
(Kain``) hah

(fr3akAWAY) damn im drunk
(fr3akAWAY) io can barely hold myself up
(fr3akAWAY) i need more to drink
(fr3akAWAY) trust me i can hold it better than i can spell it

(saturn9) [23:57] * Tiefling looks around
(saturn9) [23:57] ?
(saturn9) [23:57] I dunno....I just wanted to look suspicious

(Tiefling) I believe my body is screaming "Clean me!"

(saturn9) i've gone out with QUITE my share of dickheads
[00:34] (Tiefling) yeah...they're called men

Jsoccer54 [1:04 AM]: i want pop rocks!!!!!!!!!!

(fr3ak`) doo jason brandon goto that link
(fr3ak`) er dood
(fr3ak`) thas like the link for all geeks
(hoeshad) Ive seen all of them ;)
(fr3ak`) well arnt u fucking speshal
(fr3ak`) heh
(fr3ak`) jk
(fr3ak`) dont kil me
(hoeshad) lemurs are weird
(fr3ak`) lemurs ?
(fr3ak`) hahaha
(fr3ak`) whos line is it anyways owns
(hoeshad) funny little monkey-things
(hoeshad) furryish too

(fr3ak`) STOP MAKING SAD POUTY FACES !
(fr3ak`) do like a :\ face or something but not the :(

[22:36] (fr3ak-) julie jiggle? hrmm..thas kinda funny
[22:37] (fr3ak-) ive seen her squirm...but i dunno about jiggle

[22:38] (fr3ak-) atleast im the only dick around here
[22:38] * Peekaboo` is unique
[22:38] (fr3ak-) erm wait
[22:38] (fr3ak-) that doesnt sound right
[22:38] (ScrufDawg) but u are a dick :)
[22:38] (Peekaboo`) ur a dildo?
[22:38] * Peekaboo` lix fr3ak
[22:38] (userfx) a little dick at that
[22:39] (fr3ak-) jarred: i know ive gotta small dick leave me alone
[22:39] (fr3ak-) :P
[22:39] (userfx) lol, i didnt say it....you did
[22:39] * fr3ak- is hung like a horse
[22:39] (fr3ak-) fly
[22:39] (shad) me too mang

(shahdoe) just had a knock at my door. I answered it and this pretty blonde lady starts asking me if i'm scared about the threat of war, but she's sort of looking at me funny.......I thought maybe she was from our local paper or something, but then she pulls out a bible and says "Today we're quoting a scripture for our neighbours...."
I said, "know what? No thanks...but have a great day" really nicely, but they're still looking at me like I have two heads. After I closed the door I realized why. I was wearing my "Hello My Name Is Satan" shirt.

[00:10] (fr3ak-) i dont goto waho's
[00:10] (fr3ak-) SnS all the way for me
[00:10] (fr3ak-) atleast there are seckzi chickas that work at SnS
[00:11] (Peekaboo`) there are walking stds that work at sns
[00:11] (Peekaboo`) this towns too small
[00:11] (fr3ak-) which reminds me...i needa call jessica sometime
[00:12] (fr3ak-) bah waho is only cheaper because u get ur country ham and syphyllus and bacon egg and herpies sandwich
[00:12] (Tylernol) im sorry, for me its the smoke that i can't stand
[00:13] (Tylernol) im allergic to it
[00:13] (Tylernol) and walking into a waho is like walking into a wall of smoke
[00:13] (Peekaboo`) ppl smoke just as much at sns
[00:13] (Peekaboo`) smart boy
[00:13] (Tylernol) at least theres a non smoking section
[00:13] (Tylernol) ima laugh
[01:27] (gekkou) i love my family, there is no other like them (thank God)

[01:27] *** ScrufDawg has quit IRC (Reality is the illusion created by lack of LSD)

[01:28] (sdavis) hmm... you know brandon left at like 1 today and i haven't seen or heard from him since
[01:29] (sdavis> oh well hopefully he got molested by sweaty jungle monkeys and is laying ass up in a ditch
[01:29] (fr3ak-) yea
[01:29] (fr3ak-) and thas hoping for the best

[01:28] (saturn9) see all diz acne up on my face?
[01:28] (saturn9) its because of men like you!

[21:53] *** Tylernol is now known as Just3More
[21:53] (Just3More) haha
[21:53] (fr3ak-) haha
[21:53] *** Just3More is now known as Tylernol
[21:53] (saturn9) hahaha
[21:55] (Tylernol) and queer is apparently lagged
[21:55] (Tylernol) =]
[21:56] (fr3ak-) yea
[21:56] (mimic`) no
[21:56] (mimic`) my mind is lagged
[21:56] (Tylernol) at least mentally
[21:56] (Tylernol) yeah
[21:56] (mimic`) my connect is fine =)

[22:04] (bonesbro) holy disaster, my mouse finger is hurty :(

[22:03] * Tylernol hands julie a gun
[22:03] (jullo) u sure man?
[22:03] (saturn9) do not hand her that.
[22:03] (jullo) lol
[22:03] (Tylernol) better you than me
[22:03] (saturn9> give it to the nonviolent one then!
[22:04] * Tylernol hands it to elmo instead
[22:04] * jullo is nonviolent
[22:04] (saturn9) julie saying shes nonviolent is like mike saying he doesn't smoke weed

(fr3akSHWR) mental note...when getting in the shower make sure u didnt turn JUST hot water on
(fr3akSHWR) goddamn that still burns
(mimic`) hahahahahaha
(jullo) lol
(mimic`) sucker= )
(fr3ak-) i burnt
(jullo) im sorry
(fr3ak-) sok...i knew i was forgetting something when i got my towel and stuff and i realized it when i stepped in the shower and jumped for dear life halfway across the room

(jullo) uhm, could u do me and megan at the same time?
(phatrat) lo
(phatrat) l
(jullo) out of the gutter! :P
* phatrat unf megan and jewles at the same time
(jullo) haha

(jullo) bored bored bored
* sybase unfs bored jewlie
(jullo) woot
(Peekaboo`) mm sex in the rain
(sybase) sex0r for julie
* Witchlord grabs peeks hand
(Witchlord) lets go!

(Kain-) i love ya guys
(Peekaboo`) =o]
(saturn9) mmhmm
(jullo) know who i love so much
(jullo) ...
(jullo) eric
* jullo rolls around in the floor laughing
(saturn9) bahahahahahahhaa

(Wolfey) my skin disease is spreading to my face
* Wolfey looks at the bloody pores
(coolspot-) eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(Wolfey) man i bet ill be dead within a year
* jullo snaps her fingers
(jullo) crying shame
(Wolfey) awww
(Wolfey) its ok jullo
(Wolfey) when i die
(saturn9) ...?
(Wolfey) im coming back to bother u
(Wolfey) for all ur life
(jullo) promise?
(Wolfey) and then when u die
(Wolfey) im dragging u to hell with me
(Wolfey) so that everyday of ur natural dead life i can bug and bother and torture u
(Wolfey) itll be like marriage
(Wolfey) !!!!!
(saturn9) bahahahaha
(saturn9) if you 2 got married
(saturn9) i'd pity your children
(jullo) if we got married
(jullo) id pity everyone that was ever around us
(Wolfey) id kill myself
(jullo) ...that too
(Wolfey) thatd be a great marriage...non stop fighting
(saturn9) rofl
(Wolfey) it cant be too bad
(Wolfey) i mean befor me and jullo started fighting..she was nice

(Steenos) lol
(Steenos) rhR'A DUNNY
(Steenos) GRR
(Steenos) what the hell was that?
(Steenos) hehe
(Steenos) i meant to say that was funny

(fr3ak-) thas funn
(fr3ak-) er 093489042890432
(fr3ak-) er ()%#*)($#
(fr3ak-) funny
(fr3ak-) there

(fr3ak-) brb gotta find my shirt...i just got it out of the dryer and i cant find the fucker
(jullo) k
(fr3ak-) erm im the only dumbass in the world that can lose his clothes and they be in the most visable place :P
(jullo) where was it
(fr3ak-) draped over the back of my chair

(fr3ak-) ill set ur ass on fire again
(Wolfey) dick
(Wolfey) the most u can do is burn me
(fr3ak-) hey hitler didnt get anywhere by not burning ppl
(fr3ak-) :P
(Wolfey) omg
(Wolfey) thats wrong
(fr3ak-) hehe
(Wolfey) damn nigger
(fr3ak-) wetback
(Wolfey) hacker cracker
(fr3ak-) trolly fucker
(Wolfey) ill take away ur birfday
(fr3ak-) I ALREADY HAVE !

(mimic) oh my god!!!
* mimic tears off his clothes and rams his body into a wall

(fr3ak-) that was still the funniest damn thing.....me and some friends got stoned and went to taco bell in easy ridge once and we get up to the drive thru window and this black dood leans out and goes we closed playboy bounce and then closed the window and walked off
(fr3ak-) er weast
(fr3ak-) er east
(fr3ak-) )(#*$()#$#
(fr3ak-) anyone know how much voice typing software is ?
(fr3ak-) i need some
(fr3ak-) keyboards are the devil

(^Rayne^) lil boys is what they be
(^Rayne^) damn you dont say anything
(^Rayne^) i know what you are thinking
(saturn9) okay youngun
(^Rayne^) fuck you
* ^Rayne^ pouts
(^Rayne^) not my fault my mom got knocked up in 86
(saturn9) jesus christ
(^Rayne^) i am trying my hardest to avoid the hells and perils of youth
(^Rayne^) aparently i am failing though
(^Rayne^) jesus marry and joseph
(^Rayne^) jesus dad
(^Rayne^) joseph
(^Rayne^) joseph from the bible
(^Rayne^) that one
(saturn9) shh
* ^Rayne^ shhhh's

(Witchlord) ...
(Witchlord) omg
(Witchlord) i have to go pee
(Witchlord) brb
(Witchlord) ahhhhh
(Witchlord) wow
(Witchlord) ive had to do that since saturday
(fr3ak-) umm dood u havnt pissed since saturday ?

(fr3ak-) ]\[]\[\][]\[\][\][]\[]\[]\[]\[]\[]\[\][]\[]\[]\[]\[]\[\]
(jullo) ...
(fr3ak-) sorry was getting those keys unsticky
(fr3ak-) i my brother spilt coke on my keyboard
(fr3ak-) oisfhsdaiulhf
(fr3ak-) fuck this keyboard
(fr3ak-) ima buy a new one
(fr3ak-) even though i got 2 in my floor

(jullo) i need a bikini wax
(jullo) cause i cant do it myself
(saturn9) no one
(fr3ak-) wax = bad.....get that igia stuff
(saturn9) is going anywhere near my poon wif anything hot
(saturn9) well...
(Witchlord) julie: well placed mirror helps
(saturn9) you know what i mean

(jullo) man!
(jullo) johns mom threw out the stop sign
(avarrin) ive got some ether and a tatoo gun if you want to get her back

(fr3ak-) WTF!
(fr3ak-) someone had kazaa minimized and in the search bar it had searching for videos of Shamoo porn
(fr3ak-) WTF @#()$&(*)#&(*#)&(*#&$@
(avarrin) hahahah
(avarrin) rotfl
(jullo) ...
(jullo) omg
(fr3ak-) shamoo is goddamn whale
(Kain) fer real?
(fr3ak-) WTF ()*#&%(*)#
* fr3ak- tweaks

*** no_nick has joined #channel
(Kain) whoa, what a nick
*** no_nick has left #channel

(fr3ak-) athens.....and party......THEY DONT GO TOGETHER !
(saturn9) he said that the atmostphere is great
(saturn9) everyones like a big fam
(jullo) well, u dont have to go then richard
(fr3ak-) fine then
(saturn9) you can stay in east ridge wif no car and no licence and no typing skills
(jullo) BAM
(saturn9) =)
* fr3ak- wlaks off
(saturn9) hhahaha
*** fr3ak- is now known as fr3akGONE
(jullo) go on wlaking :P
(Witchlord) HAHAHAHA
(saturn9) daz right!
(fr3akGONE) ()&A%#()&$()#@&E(P*HF(*PHAF#(P&A#F

[13:01] (Witchlord) how did you pay for school?
[13:01] (shahdoe) he's r337
[13:02] (Tylernol) parents :)
[13:02] (Tylernol) i sold them to go to school.

[17:28] (Peekaboo`) u are slightly lagged mah friend
[17:28] (fr3ak-) no im not
[17:28] (fr3ak-) im just not typing fast

[16:01] * sybase- makes an attempt at looking evil
[16:01] (sybase-) RAR!

[21:24] (jullo) tell me a story
[21:25] (fr3ak-) tell u a story ?
[21:25] (jullo) yes
[21:25] (fr3ak-) umm once upon a time there was a lil fairy named harry bear and he got stoned...the end

[16:02] (Steenos) i'll drive this civic like a bat outa hell
[16:02] (Steenos) lol
[16:02] (shahdoe) yeah, but thats the "my penis is bigger than yours" mentality ;)
[16:02] (shahdoe) MY DAD CAN BEAT YOUR DAD UP!
[16:02] (shahdoe) NU-UH!
[16:02] (Steenos) hahahaha
[16:02] (Steenos) i beg to differ. :)
[16:02] (shahdoe) MY DAD COULD KICK YOUR DAD"S BUTT ALL THE WAY TO MEXICO
[16:02] (Steenos) haha
[16:02] (shahdoe) NUUH
[16:02] (shahdoe) thats the sort of thing I imagine when I see all the cruiser kids lining up down 25th street
[16:03] (jullo) that is the sort of thing happening right there
[16:03] (shahdoe) and then I also realize that that's where about 80% of bradley county's population was conceived there.

[23:11] (WolfMan) u think sybase could hang dik?
[23:11] (fr3ak-) yea sybase can hang
[23:11] * fr3ak- gets the noose

[22:55] (fr3ak`) whats his screennick
[22:55] (fr3ak`) i wanna block him o
[22:55] (fr3ak`) f
[22:55] (fr3ak`) f

[22:58] (fr3ak`) WOOT lemon pepper fish is done
[22:58] (fr3ak`) brb
[22:59] (Witchlord) now how did he manage to cook up a lemon pepper fish and talk on irc at the same time?
[22:59] * saturn9 raises her hand
[22:59] (jullo) microwave
[22:59] (Witchlord) ewww

[23:45] (fr3ak-) "_
[23:45] (fr3ak-) er :)

AIM

I L0ve Fairies (1:37 A): dang old ew man, tell you what

fr3ak187 [7:00 PM]: u know ur bored when u take ur keyboard apart and every key out and clean it and put it back together again with all the keys memorized

fr3ak187 [10:19 PM]: ok and i needa quit using big words im going crosseyed

Jsoccer54 [12:39 AM]: refilled on tea, and spilled it all over the place, cleaned it up and got some more, knowcked that glass ovver and spilt it all over the place again, screaked "shit" really loud, woke my mom up explained to her why i screamed shit, then cleaned it up, got yelled at and then got some more

fr3ak187 [8:34 PM]: which is why i dont think ill even drink and go walking again.....it costs to damn much these days to do it

smiler2002 [2:35 PM]: did I tell you what my dad bought me
JUGABEE [2:35 PM]: nope
smiler2002 [2:36 PM]: He bought me the complete 7 video set of the guide to sex
smiler2002 [2:37 PM]: yep thats good old dad for ya
JUGABEE [2:37 PM]: wow
smiler2002 [2:37 PM]: so you want to have a movie night
smiler2002 [2:37 PM]: ;-)

DemolitionMan140 [10:09 PM]: You remember my cat, right
JUGABEE [10:09 PM]: yeah
DemolitionMan140 [10:09 PM]: its a fatass now
DemolitionMan140 [10:09 PM]: now claws and no balls
DemolitionMan140 [10:09 PM]: no
DemolitionMan140 [10:09 PM]: claws as in no front and no rear
DemolitionMan140 [10:10 PM]: I looks like it swallowed a football

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