We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
We know The Truth about whether size matters.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
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