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09-28-01
By Zer0
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So my week about women seemed to be somewhat successful. I got plenty of responses from people(though not via e-mail). But I figure since I did an entire week on the subject, I should do somewhat of a closing rant. So here it goes:
Women have many different faces. Some have somewhat of a blend of their personalities and appearances, but many of their statistics clash. You can have the most beautiful woman in hte world, but she could smoke or just plain be a [expletive-deleted]. Or you could have the fattest person in the world and she could be as sweet as an angel. The fact of the matter is that guys have the hardest job in life. We have to get around these little flaws. Girls have it good in this aspect, they're not nearly as shallow as guys are, so to them there are two kinds of guys: [expletive-deleted] holes and nice guys. Usually, the latter is Mr. Right, though many times they end up with the first....But due to our own shallowness, we have to decide what is important: the physical, the personal and emotional, or, if your picky like me, both. Either way, with all of the combinations, we have to be alot more decisive about picking women. I wish that there were just one kind of woman. The kind that is beautiful, sweet, and isn't a gold digger. Then the world would be alot different. Though I'm sure there is some reason that they are that way. I mean, if they were like that, so many men would take advantage of them. So in that aspect, it would be considered a weakness.

Also, why do women have to be so critical of guys. We've done more stuff for women than the women have done for themselves, yet we get no respect. Women just keep asking for more. And we don't get anything more than "I told you so." And you know who is responsible for this? Let me tell you who: the bull-dikes! The butch [expletive-deleted]s that think we owe them something because they want to be men and God denied them the opportunity. Listen here. We don't owe you a thing! If you think for one second that I am gonna do something for woman that I don't even believe in or don't find necessary simply because you think I owe you something, you are absolutely and utterly wrong! Now I'm not a racist person, but this is the same thing as affirmative action and compensation. I don't believe that we should give jobs and money to people just because they are part of a race that used to be oppressed over 100 years ago instead of giving this stuff to the people who earn them. So all of you dikes out there, we want you to know that we deserve a little appreciation. If you want to rid the world of guys, then by-God carry your ugly, burr-headed arses to the arctic circle. Then maybe you learn what it is to get the cold shoulder and we'll have rid the world of all the man-hating, super-[expletive-deleted]s that have caused us much grief since the turn of the century. Of course that just my opinion, stick it up your [expletive-deleted] and spit it back out.

I wanna know what kinda feedback you have for me. Tell me what you think.

Happy

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