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09-27-01
By Zer0
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Story Time: Renata The Devil
Some women piss me off in their stupidity. Now I'm not talking about all women. I know some very intelligent women and some that can't hold very stimulating conversation. Oh yeah, did I mention this will be the only rant that I mention names in??? Yeah! That's how angry I am. I know a girl named Renata Alvarado, who told us that she wanted to hook up with my buddy Tim Kuykendal. She said that she thought he was very nice and she would hook up with him after I talked to him. Time passed by and I hadn't talked to him yet. Now, I admit I took a bit of time, but when she hooked up with this other guy(who I'll get to in a minute), she claimed that she didn't like Tim. Now this guy is a slithery, slimy mexican [expletive-deleted], and Tim is a nice gentle redneck. Now I asked her why she like this guy over Tim and she said because he asked her out first. Now, go back a few months, Renata was asked by my friend Tim to go out with him, but she said she didn't want a boyfriend. What a contradiction, eh? If this isn't stupid, I don't know what is. She's rather be with somebody who's just gonna take advantage of her instead of somebody she can have a good relationship with whom she said she likes and now claims she doesn't. I told her to tell me one good reason that she wouldn't want Tim, and she couldn't give me a good answer(try, "because I have a boyfriend"). Instead of going back to him when she said she wanted a boyfriend, she went and got with some other cluster-[expletive-deleted]. That's hatin' on guys with hearts. Now Renata Alvarado is the stupidest of the stupidest and I believe she belongs in Happy's rant as well(see Happy Place: 09/27/01). Anyway, that all for my story. I just want you to know how stupid this is, and how stupid she is. If you feel that Tim is being treated badly by somebody with the heart of the devil, then I suggest you e-mail our friend Renata during this conflict. Until next time, be good to yourself and each other.
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