by Happy Gilmore & Zer0
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09-25-01
By Zer0
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Ah women. I love em to death. Nothing else eases the pains of life like the woman. They are there for you to love you and nurture you when you need it. But there is one thing that really, really confuses me: why do they flirt with us when they don't mean anything by it? Girls hug on us(not the friendly kind) and kiss us and flash us. They call us by pet names and they get all over us like we were their boyfriends, then they say bye and go to their real boyfriends. What's the deal with that? It's like God is trying to force us into masterbation or something(of course it isn't working[for most of us]). Now, I don't wanna get off on a rant here, but women these days are more friendly towards guys than the guys are to themselves. They think they can come and [expletive-deleted] tease us and we're cool with it. Well they're absolutely and utterly...right! But that's not the point! It confuses to the point that we don't know if girls are actually trying to get something out of the deal or if it's just friendly flirtation. Listen people, I love it when a girl wants to sit on my lap and have me dry her boobs off for her. Hell, I'll volunteer for that. Just don't try and come on to us, to see if it works. Maybe one day we can live in harmony, but then again, maybe postal workers will too. Of course that's just my opinion, smoke camel.
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