by Happy Gilmore & Zer0
9-20-01
by Happy
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Dear Happy,
As a girl, I want to say that I, personally, go to the bathroom
simply to go to the bathroom. Not all of us are as make-up concious
as the world may seem. Oh, and we do go with other girls, because
sometimes we do like to talk about stuff, but basically because
we don't like going places by ourselves. Is there something wrong
with that? At least, when we go to the bathroom with another girl
we are not classified as lesbians, whereas a guy walks into the
bathroom with another guy and well basically everybody thinks they
are "gay". I think that guys need to get over themselves and learn
to be more open. By the way, we get a couch!~
Dear sender,
Excuse me if I am wrong, but I swore that this was the age of the "working woman" who wasn't affraid of the outside world. Now I know that sometimes, as many games as the Oilers have won, women just go to the bathroom to just go pee. But the rant doesn't effect those who do what the room was intended for. I simply can't stand the women that stay in the bathroom for five or more minutes just to "pee". Even you agree that girls go to the bathroom to talk...so there's my point summed up in your letter to me. True, guys in general need to be more open, but the guys I hang with are, as am I. So maybe I should just voice my opinion on the fact that most of the guys out there are indeed "expletive-deleted". Excuse me, let me use simpler terms...they are wussies. Better? They only put a couch in there because you need one to do your gossiping on 'cause everyone knows that you have to be touchy-feely when you talk and get emotional. But that's just my opinion, and I'm stickin' with it.
--Happy
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