by Happy Gilmore & Zer0
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This is just a page that tells a little bit about me, or at least what I am willing to tell people. I don't mean much to many; however, to the ones I mean something to, I mean almost everything. I'm able to be tried as an adult, so there's a hint to my age, yet I'm not old enough to buy alcohol or cigarretes, not like I would...but it's the principal of the thing. I'm single and neatly disorganized. Maybe it's just me, or maybe it's just the people I know that make me think the way I think about women. See where I now live, people start to "go out" at about age six or seven. I'm not from around here. You see, I lived in a city where the rules of the world were in action. So when I came here, in sixth grade, people were already dating and things made a lot of sense none. I don't get what make this place the way it is, maybe it's the fact that Bill and Ted haven't gotten here with the Ozarka Natural Spring Water yet and everyone is drinking the crappy "expletive-deleted". Beyond sarcastic aquaintances, I'm nice most of the time. I'm a sentamental type guy that doesn't cross many lines. However, I'm very opinionated and I have a set of morals set more in stone that the Ten Commandments. I'm just another school minority, you know the usual honest minority that most everyone hates on. And no...not everyone in Texas that lives in a little ol' town near nowhere is a cowboy. 'Cause I'm definately not! So that's me in a nutshell...If you want to know more, e-mail me...if not, then don't e-mail me. Whatever floats your boat.
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