by Happy Gilmore & Zer0
10-17-01
by Happy
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Day two...the continuation of "The Many Sides of Flirtation". Yesterday's rant was on friendly flirtation, so that means that today's rant shall be on sexual frustration flirtation, otherwise known as exotic flirtation.
Exibit 'B': Sexual Frustration Flirtation/Exotic Flirtation
This type of flirtation is commonly found among people that are just physically attracted to each other or people that are wanting more than just friendly flirtation. This is what invented the relationship called "expletive-deleted" buddies. Because of these little sexual urges that are carried out in the form of flirtation, the age of being friends with benifits grew like the beanstalk in "Jack and the Beanstalk". That was corny, I admit, but what else grows really fast??? Okay scratch that...but seriously, this is just friendly flirtation taken to another level, but not quite relationship flirtation. Same rule applies for this type as did the friendly type, it only works if the people are in it together and not wanting more or less. When people flirt like this, they grope and feel, kiss and well you get the idea. It's sort of like an insurace policy to get laid. If you can't get it from the girl you want, you can get it from the girl you trust and are best friends and more with. But that's just the way I see it, and I think there's a lot of this going around at Texas A&M...
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