by Happy Gilmore & Zer0
10-10-01
by Happy
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I love the girls and not the money but I live the shame of life. I take moral values over material values so I get "shafted" out of some deals...but I think I come out better so HA! I'd rather be rich with people who care than be rich with money. Most people claim to agree with me, so why is it that people are greedy. I think it is because most everyone in this world is a hypocrite, just like most of those Middle Eastern countries that told the US they'd back us. Now I have it imbedded in my head that I am to back my word, keep my promises, and stand up for what I believe in. That's in the gray mass of matter in my head real good, so I don't intend to change the way my priorities are. I don't tend to want material things that other people have. Now you know you're greedy when you try to take from one of your so-called friends. True, if it's just to play a prank it's pretty funny. But when you take to have...that's just crossing the "expletive-deleted" line. And if you hold yourself higher than anything else, you've got problems too. Self-indulged people tend to break promises more often than the Astros getting out of the first round in the play-offs. But that's an entirely different rant. If you do everything for your personal gain, you'll find that people aren't there when you are in need of their help. To be selfish every now and then is perfectly human...(what a paradox that was)...but if you find yourself running off in the middle of helping out a friend in a particularly tight situation because you have a hair cut appointment that you have to go to because you had to reschedule last week, then you just might be a little on the selfish side. To be perfectly human...(there it is again)...you have to have a balance of some sort in both of these factors of life. They follow the same rules that socialization and solitary confinement follow. The correct balance is needed to maintain a sensible life style of not being paranoid, or too oblivious, about everything. So get four bowls and put your selfishness in one, your unselfishness in one, your need for socialization, and your need for solitary confinement in the last one. Get out a fifty-gallon bucket. Mix everything and stir with a rowing oar or something like a giant spoon. Bake for an hour at ninety-eight point six degrees Fahrenheit, and see which side rises the most. Of coarse, that's just my oven... time and temperature may vary.
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