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10-04-01
by Happy

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We, most of the human race, hide our true thoughts and feelings inside our heads without even the slightest hint of what's going on inside on the outside. Some things are understandable to hide from the masses, but the true inner feelings of my being are shouting to be let out. I don't know about you, but I don't like it when feelings bottle up. I have a, shall we say, mercury sensor in my body that tells me when my thoughts need to be exposed. As of late, that huge navy blue sapphire light has been pulsating when I'm around the girl I've mentioned so many times before. So next time she and I happen to see each other, I'm gonna be spitting out so many feelings that a llama couldn't keep up with the hundreds of gallons of saliva I'll be spewing. Like I said, though, one should never ever always submit his/her true feelings for the general public to see because that's not always going to "keep your boat a float", if you know what I mean. All feelings are meant to be shared among companions, but not all companions are meant to share the same feelings. If you are really good friends with some one, then you can safely assume that they won't tell the wrong people the whole story and/or they won't leave you high and dry when you both don't see eye to eye. Feelings are a very highly treasured thoughts about everything that are unique to everyone. Now I'm not one of a closed mind, but truly deep, concentrated, theoretical proverbs thought up while on the john should be kept to yourself. I mean, everyday thoughts and opinions should be stated everyday. Hence the name...but don't go around telling people that you are the next Bill Gates based on some theoretically incorrect philosophy of yours you thought up while watching a clothesline special with Martha Stewart that suggests the world is also flat...cause we've proved that one wrong already! Even though a lot of great theories have been proven and/or at least thought up while high on marijuana, sniffing laundry detergent won't get you there...so put down the Tide and Clorox 2 w/color guard and go back to sleep...Info-mercials are bad...but that's just the way I see it. I might have caterax.
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