by Happy Gilmore & Zer0
9-21-01
by Happy
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Relationships are unique in that some are known to be relationships by others and some are not. Some people are in relationships, not me, so they don't have this little problem I'm talking about. For those of us out there in single land, we have a severe problem..."TALKING". Now I don't mean to get off on a rant here; well...actually I do. This is really just a bunch of "expletive-deleted" if you ask me. Throughout the coarse of history man and woman have engaged in many types of relationships, but not til now have I seen the lamest, most retarded, most childish act of what appears to be something of a wannabe relationship. Yeah...I'll talking about "talking". What is talking??? Some say it is a state of finding out what a person is like so you'll know if you want to date them or not. Hello...anyone else see how boring that'd be????? I mean come on...the whole intent of dating is to find out what makes that person that person by experience...you don't just ask someone to tell you everything about them so you can see if you want to date them. You have to build trust before you gain such valuable information. Trust comes from experience, believe it or not. So can we put one and one together? You need experience to get trust, and you need trust to get a person's personality. Follow me...you date to gain trust, and after lots of experience, you get the personality. Now nowhere in there does it say that you talk to someone about dating them before you do. You just ask for a date and the person makes a judgement on whether or not they want to trust you for a night. If that happens, then you get their trust. This evolves into you letting out feelings because of trust through experience. NO TALKING!!! Got it??? Talking just takes away all the "expletive-deleted" fun. So why not just grasp your juevos in your hands, ask that hot chick out to dinner and a movie, and chalk whatever happens next up to experience??? But that's just my theorem...it might not work for you.
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