by Happy Gilmore & Zer0
9-20-01
by Happy
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Don't you love it when you have to wait in a line. Oh no, not just any line, but one that you intend to get food out of. Did I mention that this line has a lot of choices in it? Well it does. Wouldn't you love waiting in this line, especially if you are hungry? This is a daily routine for me, and I know what you're thinking, and I don't mean to rant all the time, but what the H E double-hockeystick do you think I started this page for? Okay so maybe it's not so much the line I hate, but the people in it. I mean just a little help is all I'm asking for. If they could at least have some idea in that extremely minute intertwined gray stuff inside their colossal, unproportionate space full of air they carry on their freakin' neck inbetween their shoulders. Now I understand if you are the first one up there it might be a difficult choice to figure out what you want because you are in shock that you get to order first. This process, however, should not take more than thirty seconds to a minute. It seems like the people in front of you are oblivious to the fact that there are people behind them. Let's just stand in a daze staring at our choices while we think about what we're doing after lunch. Duh...WRONG TRAIN OF THOUGHT!! Your objective in a line should be whatever you are suppose to do it that line. Think about what you are going to do up there when you are in the line waiting on some "expletive-deleted" to make up his "expletive-deleted" mind. Personally, I think that there should be two lines. One for those not mentally ill, retarded, slow, less than 90% witted, or blonde, and one for all the rest of the people. The only problem I foresee is the fact that most mentally ill, retarded, slow, less than 90% witted, or blonde people would probably go into the wrong line. But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong. (not highly likely)
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