by Happy Gilmore & Zer0
9-19-01
by Happy
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Now I don't want to get off on a rant here, but I mean come on...how many chicks does it take to go pee? Then again, why do women go to the bathroom every hour? The key lies within the room itself...and believe it or not fellas, the key is in our bathroom too. It's called a mirror. Because of this ingenius device, women spend most of the time "going to the bathroom" just looking at the make-up on their faces, the way their hair is acting, the way their shirt makes them look, what color they should have worn, yahda yahda yahda...blah blah blah...no body cares. Bottom line is that you look hot, or else the guy would have made up some excuse to leave or not even gone on the date with you in the first place. But what if you're not on a date, Happy? Well that's simple...they go to just talk about what has just happened. So if you (a guy) do something to draw attention to yourself infront of a girl and within a few minutes that girl goes to the bathroom with another girl, more often than the Oilers losing a football game you are being talked about. Girls go to the bathroom to talk about things in private;whereas a guy just says what's on his mind then and there unless it's about a girl that's there, then he just waits til that one girl is gone. He doesn't take a guy to the bathroom, or anywhere else for that matter, to talk about stuff. Maybe guys are still stuck in the primative state where we don't know any better than to say stuff infront of a gossip, or we just don't hide anything from the world (example - we don't wear make-up). Maybe the lies and deception in this world spawned from the first cosmetics agency and women's natural addiction to looking like the hottest model in the world just because she doesn't feel appreciated for what she really is. The only reason she isn't appreciated is 'cause she doesn't show the world the real her. Step out from behind your make-up and your favorite model's hair style...make your own because in yourself you'll find a personality if you give it room to breathe. But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.
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