Dear Prudence,
The Halo agony pages
This letter comes from a Mr. Marvin Harvey,
Dear prudence,
I think I have fallen in
love with a woman I met on-line
I have only known her for
a short time but I am convinced it is the real thing.
We have spent days
chatting on-line. After the first day I was convinced that I wanted to marry
her,
After we talked I felt a
strange tingling sensation all over my body, it was then I had an epiphany.
it was either love or I had
contracted some kind of tropical disease. (I hadn’t by the way),
On the second day I
realised it wasn’t just because she has a lot of money.
After the third day I
decided it was because I loved her and not just to get a work permit.
So far we have spoken every night for a month and I am still happy but would like
the relationship to progress further and would like some advice on how to do
this, please help.
Prudence replies,
You really should be more honest and upfront with this woman and
tell her how you feel.
Does the site you met on have a bulletin board?
How about leaving her a message in one? That wouldn’t be too
evil would it?
You should not let this drag on too long.
Because believe me no one loves a stalker. I know from
experience.
although they have that court order now so I'm not allowed near them
We also have this letter, which comes from Ms. Jackie Harris.
Dear prudence,
I
think I have made the biggest mistake of my life with a man I met on-line
I have only known him for a short time but I am convinced he is some kind of
psychopath.
Not only am I convinced he
is only after my money or possibly a work permit but I am sure he has some kind
of a tropical disease....
This has been going on for
over a month now and I just can’t seem to shake him off no matter what I do,
Prudence for the love of god please help.
Prudence replies,
Oh, there’s a coincidence now isn’t it...oh....oh dear.
Have you considered moving towns or maybe changing your
appearance?
I know, how about faking your own death? That is usually a good
one.
Mr. Halo evaded me for months when he did it, how we laughed
when I found him after months of searching
He laughed so hard he "lost control" shall we say...and there were tears in his eyes
Is cyber-sex the extent of your
love life?
If it is then you need to get out more....
If you do finally get outside into the real world and you have a
subsequent problem
why not ask prudence for help?
(Or a date, she’s not fussy and doesn’t get out much)
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