Dear Prudence,

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Someone called ĎEvil Bastardí sent in this letter


Dear Prudence,

What is the problem with being evil?

Think of all the benefits... no conscience, No worries

you take what you want and ditch what you donít....

So tell me Prudence WHY do people keep bitching?

It's getting very boring.

I keep getting all these ~ "you will burn in hell" ~ E-mails and it's really not very nice,

especially With no reply-to address listed.

so Im askin you Prudence can you help?


Prudence replies,

Of course I can help young man,

Please read my leaflets ~ "Loving Satan without burning in hell" ~ and ~ "Evil....Itís not all bad"

And if these donít help have you considered a career in politics?

As for the abusive mail I will stop sending it now.


This next letter is from Mr. Brian Mercury


Dear Prudence,

I have just killed a man, put a gun up to his head, and pulled the trigger, now heís dead.

Prudence..my life has just begun and I think I have gone and thrown it all away.

I tried to help but it was too late, his time had come

It sent shivers down my spine, now my body is aching all the time

The thing is I will probably get the death penalty and I donít want to die

Iíve got to go now, got to leave it all behind and face the truth.


Prudence replies,

You must be asking yourself is this real life or is this just a fantasy?

You have been caught in a landslide with no escape from reality.

Your obviously just a poor boy from a poor family, they might spare your life from this monstrosity.

And if not well itís easy come, easy go

and no doubt Beelzebub has a devil put aside for you.



Finally on a personal level we have had a message sent in we would like to relay.

Oedipus, please come home all is forgiven, love Mother.

Oedipus, if you are out there and reading this, please get in touch.



Has God failed you?

Is Satan not an option?

Then why not ask prudence for help?


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