The Halo agony pages
Our first letter is from a Mr.
Warren Peace, he writes...
For some time now I have suspected my wife is having an
affair,I think she is sleeping with my brother, how can I
Well warren that is bad news, now look at your wife, is your
brother in-between her legs with his backside going up and down?
If he is, then yes he is sleeping with your wife.
Our next letter comes from a Mr. Blair a computer programmer from London,
he has employment trouble, although he doesnt state with which project.
think I have been possessed by the devil himself,ha
he is mine, and I canít seem top stop doing evil things to people.
The other day I vomited green gunk all over my boss, damn good shot though 20 feet easy,needless to say
he sacked me for it.
when I went home to my wife,and you think *I* am evil? ~ you should meet her..., I made gurgling noises at her every
time she asked me something, then swore and called her names THAT was nothing to do with me I swear it
Then when she gave me my dinner I threw it
against the wall,I wasnít going to eat that swill, now she has left me. Ding-dong the witch has gone. I am at the end of
my tether and donít know what to do, please help.
Someone needs to grow up a bit donít they?
It seems to
me that someone has been watching too many films, Mr. Blair.
And as for writing some of the letter in different handwriting
and in blood well thatís just plain silly.
You will do yourself a mischief if you keep this up so I suggest
you stop it right now, itís not big and itís not clever.
If you have a problem and no one else can help and you
can find them, maybe you could hire the A-team.
Failing that why not ask prudence for help?
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