F.U.U.Q.

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Frequently un-answered and un-asked questions



Q. What do batteries run on? From Ms. Pedant Ticbitch.

Stick guy replies – Treadmills I expect.

Goat boy replies – Batteries are a power source and as such don’t run on anything, however they provide power by converting the energy from a chemical reaction into an electrical current. (Admittedly not funny but close to the truth – can’t you just smell the irony?)


Q. If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light and turn on the headlights what happens? From a Mr. S. Hawking (no-relation apparently)

Stick guy replies – if you have no relations how were you born?

Goat boy replies – Look were not answering these types of questions, if you want a PhD in quantum physics do the bloody work yourself.


Q: Where are all the female transvestites? From Mr. D. Generet.

Stick guy replies – they are all round at my house having a party and making fun of you.

Goat boy replies – I didn’t want to print or answer this question, there’s nothing wrong with wearing clothes of the opposite gender. I mean what if it was washday and all that was clean was a sexy little black number of my girlfriends and of course I had to accessorise with matching shoes and clutch bag, as for the Basque and stockings I had on underneath, well everyone likes to feel sexy don’t they?

Stick guy replies – HUH???

I think I may have said too much...

Stick guy replies – WHAT THE FUUQ ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT???



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