F.U.U.Q.
Frequently un-answered and un-asked questions
Q. What do batteries run on? From Ms. Pedant Ticbitch.
Stick guy replies – Treadmills I expect.
Goat boy replies – Batteries are a power source and as such don’t run on anything, however they provide power by converting the energy from a chemical reaction into an electrical current. (Admittedly not funny but close to the truth – can’t you just smell the irony?)
Q. If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light and turn on the headlights what happens? From a Mr. S. Hawking (no-relation apparently)
Stick guy
replies – if you have no relations how were you born?
Goat boy replies – Look
were not answering these types of questions, if you want a PhD in quantum physics do the bloody work yourself.
Q: Where
are all the female transvestites? From Mr. D. Generet.
Stick guy replies
– they are all round at my house having a party and making fun of you.
Goat boy replies – I
didn’t want to print or answer this question, there’s nothing wrong with wearing clothes of the opposite gender. I mean what if it was washday and all that was clean was a sexy little black number of my girlfriends and of course I had to accessorise with matching shoes and clutch bag, as for the Basque and stockings I had on underneath, well everyone likes to feel sexy don’t they?
Stick guy replies
– HUH???
I think I may have said too
much...
Stick guy replies
– WHAT THE FUUQ ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT???
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