Frequently un-answered and un-asked questions

On these pages we will struggle to answer life’s really big questions, like why does the sun come up? Where do all my odd socks end up? We will NOT however entertain essay questions submitted by philosophy students and the like, do your own work!

Oh and please all do not mail in “what’s the meaning of life?” as we all know it is 42, with much thanks to the late Douglas Adams

Please send any questions to FUUQ ~ U

Answers written by our resident experts Stick guy and Goat boy

Will appear on these pages, we cannot enter into private mail, unless we really like you then we might,

But we doubt it as were lazy.

Oh and one more thing, these answers are provided as comedic content and may have no basis at all in scientific fact, so don’t take what we say literally, ok. We are making it up as we go along.

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