Grey Bard's Amazing Firefly
Fortune Cookie Language Class!
Impress your readers, surprise your friends, stun your waiter! Learn Chinese the fun and easy way!
Would you love to insert catchy little bits of Earth's most popular conversation into everyday speech? Did you think you would have to spend several years and hundreds of dollars learning Chinese? Well now, you don't have to thanks to Grey Bard's Amazing Firefly Fortune Cookie Language Class!
Thanks to the ancient wisdoms of the secret second side on a rare breed of fortune cookie, Grey Bard's Amazing Firefly Fortune Cookie Language Class can have you speaking Chinglish like a native in minutes.
Imagine how good you'll feel the next time you write an interrogation scene and you can type the words
"Ni jiao shenme mingzi!" he
spat, slapping her brutally.
Just think how impressed attractive Chinese-speakers will be as you strut down the street boasting
Wo hen-hao!
And now, on to the Amazing Firefly Fortune Cookie Language Class:
Chi bao le I'm full
Eryue February
fangbian ma? Is it convenient?
hen hao very well
Ni jiao shenme mingzi? What is
your first name?
shengcai lettuce
Ta gao She is tall
Ta ai ni He loves you
Wo gao I am tall
Wo hen-hao I am fine
Wo mang I am busy
Wo-men chi-de man-yi, xie-xie. We
enjoy it, thank you.
Wo xuayao cha I need tea
Zhe dun fan chi-de hen hao That
was a very good meal
Zhu ni hao-yun Good luck
zi purple
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