<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> <!-- Original: melody(realmcartoon@sailormoon.com --> <!-- Web Site: http://www.angelfire.com/realm/cartoon --> <!-- mars version by: melody --> <!-- Website: http://www.angelfire.com/realm/cartoon--> <!-- This script and many more are available free online at --> <!-- The JavaScript Source!! http://javascript.internet.com --> <!-- Begin now=new Date; x=now.getTime() %32768; function Random(min,max) { x=(1103515245*x+12345) % 32768; return Math.floor(x*(max-min+1)/32768+min); } var num = new Array; num[0] = -1; num[1] = 1; var ctrsmit = new Array; ctrsmit[0] = '0|x_x|0'; ctrsmit[1] = '0|!_!|0'; var i = 0, will2live = 0; function livewill(j) { i += j; if (i == 0) tLiphe(); if (i < 6) stat(mood[3]); if (oldstats == mood[3] && i >= 6) stat(mood[0]); if (alive == true) { barzies(i); } } var bars=''; function barzies(num) { bars=''; for (var i=0;i!=num;i++) bars += 'Ť'; document.ctrform.will.value = bars; } var mood = new Array; mood[0] = 'Happy'; mood[1] = 'Mad'; mood[2] = 'Ticked-Off'; mood[3] = 'Suicidal'; mood[4] = 'Elated'; var Stat = new Array; Stat[0] = 'Alive'; Stat[1] = 'Cleaned'; Stat[2] = 'Not messy'; Stat[3] = 'In pain'; Stat[4] = 'Dead'; Stat[5] = 'Infected!'; Stat[6] = 'Disinfected!'; Stat[7] = 'Not infected'; Stat[8] = 'Laughing'; var alive = false, aniID, statID, moodID, liveID, crapID, sickID, illID, normguy = '0(^_^)0'; function gLiphe() { normguy = '0(^_^)0'; stat('Finding...'); livewill(15); statID = setTimeout("stat(Stat[0])",3500); setTimeout("alive = true",3500); Animate(false,'(-o-)'); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'0(o_o)0')",2500); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'o(O_o)0')",3500); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'0(o_o)0')",4300); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'0(o_O)o')",4500); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'0(o_o)0')",5300); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'0(O_o)o')",5500); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,normguy)",6500);livewill(15); setTimeout("independence()",6501) } function ID(dep) { clearTimeout(aniID); clearTimeout(statID); clearTimeout(liveID); clearTimeout(crapID); if (dep == true) clearTimeout(independ); } var f, t = ' '; function Animate(auto,ctrex) { if (auto == false) f = ctrex; if (auto == true) t = spacey.substring(0,Pos()); document.ctrform.ctr.value = t + ctrex + poopie(); } var indID, independ; function independence() { independ = setTimeout("Animate(true,f)",400); independ = setTimeout("Animate(true,f)",1200); independ = setTimeout("Animate(true,f)",2000); independ = setTimeout("Animate(true,f)",2800); independ = setTimeout("Animate(true,f)",3600); indID = setTimeout("independence()",4000); } var spacey = ' ', k, l = 10; function Pos() { k = Random(0,1) if (k == 0) { if (t.length < 22) return l++; else if (t.length >= 22) Pos() } if (k == 1) { if (t.length > 0) return l--; else if (t.length == 0) return l++; } } var poop = false; function poopie() { if (poop == true) return " <<poo>> "; else return ''; } function eatpoop() { if (poop == false) { document.ctrform.phood.selectedIndex = 0; stat(Stat[2]); } if (poop == true) { ID(true); eatpoopie(); } } function eatpoopie() { poop = false; eat(false,'<<poo>>'); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'0(Żo>)0')",750); if (sick == false) setTimeout("befect()",4000); } var pasto,healthy,eaty='0(ŻoŻ)0',eati='0(Ż-Ż)0',eaty2; function eat(health,pasti) { healthy = health; pasto = pasti; if (sick == true) { eaty = '0(ˇoˇ)0'; eaty2 = '0(ˇo)0'; eati = '0(ˇ-ˇ)0'; } else { eaty = '0(ŻoŻ)0'; eaty2 = '0(Żo)0'; eati = '0(Ż-Ż)0'; } Animate(false,eati +' '+ pasto); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,eaty +' '+ pasto)",150); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,eaty +' '+ pasto)",300); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,eaty + pasto)",450); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,eaty2+ pasto)",600); setTimeout("phood(healthy)",650); } function pheed(antipasto) { if (antipasto == 0) eat(true,'(o)'); else if (antipasto == 1) eat(true,'đ'); else if (antipasto == 2) eatpoop(); } function takeone() { ID(true); Animate(false,'0(Ż=Ż)0'); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'0(>_<)0')",500); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'0(Ż=Ż)0')",1300); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'0(>_<)0')",2600); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,normguy)",4800); setTimeout("infekt()",4799); setTimeout("poop = true",4799); full = 0; } function cleancage() { if (poop == false) stat(Stat[2]); if (poop == true) { poop = false; Animate(false,normguy); stat(Stat[1]); clearTimeout(sickID); ickcount = 0; } } function tLiphe() { normguy = '0(×_×)0'; poop = false; clearTimeout(sickID); clearTimeout(illID); clearTimeout(indID); ID(true); sick = false; full = 0; l = 1; i = 0; aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,normguy)",1); statID = setTimeout("stat(Stat[4])",1); barzies(0); bruised = 0; poked = false; alive = false; } var oldstats, ick = ''; function stat(stats) { ick = ''; oldstats = stats; if (sick == true) ick = '[sick] '; document.ctrform.ctrstatus.value = ick + oldstats; } var j; function smite() { if (sick == false) normguy = '0(¬_¬)0'; ID(true); statID = setTimeout("stat(Stat[3])",10); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,ctrsmit[Random(0,1)])",10); liveID = setTimeout("livewill(num[0])",20); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,normguy)",1300); statID = setTimeout("stat(mood[1])",1300); } var full = 0; function phood(salubrious) { if (sick == false) normguy = '0(^_^)0'; ID(true); full++; if (salubrious == true) livewill(num[1]); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,eaty)",200); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,eati)",700); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,eaty)",1200); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,eati)",1700); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,eaty)",2200); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,eati)",2700); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,normguy)",3200); if (full == 3) setTimeout("takeone()",6000); if (full >= 3) full = 0; } var sick = false, ickcount = 0; function infekt() { ickcount++; if (ickcount != 2) sickID = setTimeout("infekt()",30000); if (ickcount == 2) befect(); } function befect() { sick = true; setTimeout("stat(Stat[5])",500); ickcount = 0; besick(); normguy = '0(ˇ_ˇ)0'; } function besick() { livewill(num[0]); Animate(false,normguy); if (sick == true) illID = setTimeout("besick()",2000); } function dnfekt() { if (sick == false) stat(Stat[7]); if (sick == true) { if (poop == false) clearTimeout(sickID); normguy = '0(^_^)0'; eat(false,'¤'); sick = false; setTimeout("stat(Stat[6])",4000); ickcount = 0; if (poop == true) infekt(); } } function scratchyscratchy() { normguy = '0(^_^)0'; ID(true); statID = setTimeout("stat(Stat[8] +'(scratch scratch)')",710); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'¦ p')",200); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'¦ P¨')",800); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'¦ p ¨')",1400); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'¦ P¨¨')",2000); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'¦ p ¨¨')",2600); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'¦ P¨¨¨')",3400); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'¦ p ¨¨¨')",4200); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'¦ P ¨¨¨¨')",5000); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,': P¨')",5600); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,normguy)",6600); statID = setTimeout("stat(mood[0])",6600); liveID = setTimeout("livewill(num[1])",6600); } var bruised = 0, poked = false; function poke() { if (bruised >= 7) { normguy='o_-'; aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,'(O_-)')",1); liveID = setTimeout("livewill(num[0])",1); if (poked == false) statID = setTimeout("stat('You poked her eye out!!')",10); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,normguy)",300); poked = true; } if (bruised < 7) { bruised++; normguy = '0(^_^)0' aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,' 0(^o^)0')",1); liveID = setTimeout("livewill(num[1])",1); statID = setTimeout("stat('Sailor Mars....')",10); aniID = setTimeout("Animate(false,normguy)",300); } } // End --> </SCRIPT> <!-- STEP TWO: Copy this code into the BODY of your HTML document --> <CENTER> <FORM name=ctrform> <TABLE bgColor=#FF3300 border=2 cellPadding=1 cellSpacing=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD><BR> <TABLE> <TBODY> <TR> <TH>Life</TH> <TH>Status</TH></TR> <TR> <TD> <DIV align=center> </font><font color="white"></font><font color="white"></font><font color="white"></font><CENTER> <font color="white"><P><INPUT name=will size=12></P></font><font color="white"></font><font color="white"></font><font color="white"></font></CENTER><font color="white"></DIV></TD> <TD align=middle><INPUT name=ctrstatus size=25></TD></TR> <TR align=middle> <TH>Sailor Mars</TH> <TH>Options</TH></TR> <TR align=middle> <TD><INPUT name=ctr onfocus="if (alive == true) tLiphe()" size=30></TD> <TD> <DIV align=center> </font><font color="white"></font><font color="white"></font><font color="white"></font><CENTER> <font color="white"><P><INPUT onclick="if (alive == false) gLiphe()" type=button value="Find Sailor Mars"></P></font><font color="white"></font><font color="white"></font><font color="white"></font></CENTER><font color="white"></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <DIV align=center> </font><font color="white"></font><font color="white"></font><font color="white"></font><CENTER> <font color="white"><TABLE> <TBODY> <TR> <TD><INPUT onclick="if (alive == true) smite()" type=button value=Scold></TD> <TD><INPUT onclick="if (alive == true) cleancage()" type=button value="Clean Sailor Mars"></TD></TR><TR> <TD><INPUT onclick="if (alive == true) dnfekt()" type=button value="Heal"></TD> <TD><INPUT onclick="if (alive == true) pheed(document.ctrform.phood.selectedIndex)" type=button value="Give Food"> <SELECT name=phood size=1> <OPTION selected>Doughnuts</OPTION> <OPTION>Apple</OPTION></SELECT></TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT onclick="if (alive == true) scratchyscratchy()" type=button value=Tickle></TD> <TD><INPUT onclick="if (alive == true) poke()" type=button value="Poke Sailor Mars with a broom"><BR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></font><font color="white"></font><font color="white"></font><font color="white"></font></CENTER><font color="white"></DIV></font><font color="white"></font><font color="white"></font><font color="white"></font></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></FORM></CENTER><DIV></DIV> <TABLE> <TBODY> <TR> <TD></TD></TR> <TR> <TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TBODY> <TR> <TD></TD></TR> <TR> <TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>