YOSHIKI: Ahh, what a long, exhausting day of going to movie premieres and looking sexy. I am bushed. Not to mention sweaty... Jesus, that California sun really gets the sweat glands going. I look like I've been rolling in Crisco. I better take a shower.
***FIVE MINUTES LATER***
YOSHIKI: Mmm, yeah, MUCH better. Okay, so I forgot to take my pants off... Fuck it, I'm rich. I'll just buy twenty more pairs.
*SPLASH SPLISH SPLASH!*
YOSHIKI: What the hell was that...?