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Skorpion mkII
HSWC
Posts: 279
(6/27/02 1:21:28 pm)
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 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
Down, you say? Alright...
*points speeder down*
*speeder gets faster*
*speeder starts to shake*
*speeder starts to shake harder*
*bits fall off speeder*
There it is...
*points speeder back horizontal again*
*pulls the nose up*
*pumps all available power into the engines*
*crashes into the middle of the landing pad*
*speeder falls to pieces*
We're gonna need to steal another one...
Judgement of Cardinal-Magister Filmas during the Belamous trial.
Official motto of the Imperial Inquisition |
Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 170
(6/27/02 1:39:41 pm)
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Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
That was fun! 
*climbs out and inspects speeder*
Yeah, new speeder sounds good... lets go in here for now, though...
*enters nightclub*
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May the Force be with you.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Qui-Gon Jinn |
Skorpion mkII
HSWC
Posts: 280
(6/27/02 1:45:27 pm)
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Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*walks in*
Bouncer: You ain't gettin' in.
Skorpion: *waves hand* I can come in.
Bouncer: You can come in.
Skorpion: *waves hand*So can the rest of the line.
Bouncer: So can the rest of the line.
*large amount of people enter nightclub*
Skorpion: *waves hand* You will clean up that crashed speeder.
Bouncer: *cleans up speeder*
Skorpion: *force pushes bouncer off landing pad*
*fading scream*
*faint splash*
*faint scream*
*faint munching noise*
Skorpion: *walks into nightclub*
What do we do now? Fancy a drink?
*waves hand at bartender*
The drinks are free.
Judgement of Cardinal-Magister Filmas during the Belamous trial.
Official motto of the Imperial Inquisition |
Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 172
(6/27/02 2:30:55 pm)
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Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
Thanks.
*looks around approvingly at the huge number of beautiful, scantilly clad lifeforms*
Y'know, you're pretty good with those mind tricks - when your not trying to pull the fish trick on me...
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May the Force be with you.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Qui-Gon Jinn |
Androza
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 17
(6/27/02 3:57:39 pm)
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Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*wipes carbon out of eyes*
that was... SO... not cool...
*sinks into ground*
*rises out of floor of bar*
SKORPION! your crimes against me shall be your doom and the doom of everyone here.
*destroys locking mechanism for door, sealing the room shut. pulls thermal detonator out of robes, throws the deadman switch, drops it, and sinks back into floor*
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Skorpion mkII
HSWC
Posts: 289
(6/28/02 6:27:04 am)
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Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*catches deadman switch*
Y'know, you're supposed the PUSH it, not throw it.
*kicks Thermal Detonator out of door*
*faint splat*
*muffled explosion*
*fountain of brown sludge*
And now for another Jedi trick...
*concentrates*
*gives random being a wedgie with the Force*
Judgement of Cardinal-Magister Filmas during the Belamous trial.
Official motto of the Imperial Inquisition |
Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 178
(6/28/02 2:51:03 pm)
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Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
Oh, that was real grown up of you...
*looks around at crowd, looking at them*
Er, Skorpy... we seem to have attracted a little attention... What should we do? Take hostages?
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May the Force be with you.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Qui-Gon Jinn |
Skorpion mkII
HSWC
Posts: 303
(6/28/02 2:55:41 pm)
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Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
Nah. Hostage-taking leads to being surrounded.
*walks out onto landing pad*
Now, any flashy speeders around...
*spots swoop bike*
Ahh... Finally, something useful...
*hops on it*
*presses the red button*
*engines start up*
Hop on. I always wanted to fly one of these. Anyway, where should we go? Any suggestions?
Judgement of Cardinal-Magister Filmas during the Belamous trial.
Official motto of the Imperial Inquisition |
Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 186
(6/28/02 3:07:31 pm)
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Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*drops a stun grenade in the club*
Half a sec...
*emerges, and dumps the body of an unconcious Twi'lek girl on the back of the bike, before hopping one behind Skorpy*
D'ya think if we met up with some of your pals we could... Hmm, it's probably best that we don't discus this here... Head for the hotel (aka your board).
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May the Force be with you.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Qui-Gon Jinn |
Androza
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 27
(6/28/02 3:08:55 pm)
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Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
damn the english language! anyway, you might notice all the doors are sealed shut. you just were turned it about 5^500 unconnected atoms. you and everyone in there.
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Skorpion mkII
HSWC
Posts: 311
(6/28/02 3:10:12 pm)
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Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
OK...
*twists throttle*
*bike shoots off, trailing flame*
Whoops. I'm thinking that was a bad idea. Ah, well. It's not mine.
Judgement of Cardinal-Magister Filmas during the Belamous trial.
Official motto of the Imperial Inquisition |
Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 209
(7/8/02 9:48:10 am)
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Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*a ship cruises into view*
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May the Force be with you.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Qui-Gon Jinn |
Skorpion mkII
HSWC
Posts: 466
(7/8/02 10:00:15 am)
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 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*ship hovers next to window of senate building*
*ship turns round so that the nose cannons are pointing into the window*
*hatch opens in the back*
*cannons start firing, blasting large chunks out of the walls*
*speeder bike flies out of hatch*
*bike stops next to ventilation shaft*
*Skorp and LL climb into shaft*
*bike drops suddenly, disapearing into the gloom*
*faint splash*
Skorpion
Imperial Inquisitor
Master of ranged combat
"Those who live by the sword will get shot by those living by the gun."
Missing, presumed Hereticus
Fear Factory:- (Memory Imprints) Never End
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Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 210
(7/8/02 12:53:52 pm)
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Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*crawls into wider space*
OK, you know what your doing...
*looks around*
Isn't Andy gonna help us with the air-conditioning?
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May the Force be with you.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Qui-Gon Jinn |
Skorpion mkII
HSWC
Posts: 467
(7/8/02 3:22:24 pm)
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Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
Him? We don't need him. I know all about infiltration via the air-con system. I've played Deus Ex.
*pulls out blueprints*
If we take the next left, second right, and then crawl for about 30 yards, we'll be above the guardroom.
(ten minutes later)
OK, we're here.
*looks down*
No grate, huh? Time to make a hole.
*pulls out lightsaber*
*ignites it, pointing down the shaft*
*turns knob on bottom*
*blade shortens*
*cuts flap in vent*
*opens flap*
*drops in grenade*
*closes flap*
*explosion*
Now, to the air pump. We just follow the wind.
*crawls off*
*stops*
*hands LL a respirator*
Use this. It'll help on the way out.
*puts on respirator*
*continues crawling towards air pump*
Skorpion
Imperial Inquisitor
Master of ranged combat
"Those who live by the sword will get shot by those living by the gun."
Missing, presumed Hereticus
Fear Factory:- (Memory Imprints) Never End
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Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 213
(7/11/02 1:43:33 pm)
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Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*dons respirator*
OK...
*approaches air pump*
Now, how are we going to get out of here, afterwards... and where are we headed? Does the shaft open up above the toilets?
Skorpy's Partner in Crime
May The Force Be With You
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" --- Qui-Gon Jinn
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Skorpion mkII
HSWC
Posts: 501
(7/11/02 4:16:01 pm)
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Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*drops out of ventilation shaft*
According to this map, the toilets're on the other side of this wall.
*cuts hole in wall with lightsaber*
Through there. We will make our escape off the roof.
*pulls the pin out of a gas grenade*
*jams grenade in air pump*
Right. That should get everyone kinda drowzy...
*connects gas canister to air pump*
And that should get them nicely to the 'purple elephant' stage. We will be immune, due to these respirators.
*attatches small explosive charge to canister*
That will go off once I have laid the beacons, and we've got to the roof. The beacons will direct an orbital strike from the ship used for the distraction.
*waits for LL to return from toilets*
Why do women always take so long on the toilet?
Skorpion
Imperial Inquisitor
Master of ranged combat
"Those who live by the sword will get shot by those living by the gun."
Missing, presumed Hereticus
Fear Factory:- (Memory Imprints) Never End
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Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 215
(7/12/02 5:27:53 am)
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*blinks at Skorpy*
Have you never played GoldenEye?
*shuffles back towards ship and climbs in*
Skorpy's Partner in Crime
May The Force Be With You
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" --- Qui-Gon Jinn
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Skorpion mkII
HSWC
Posts: 510
(7/12/02 7:22:33 am)
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Re: *blinks at Skorpy*
Nope. Deus Ex involved much more cool stuff, like shooting incindeary rockets into roomfulls of guards from the ventilation shaft, and watching them run around on fire.
*sneaks around roof, placing beacons*
*gets back into ship*
*presses button*
*charge detonates on gas canister*
(In the Senate chamber)
Senator: And i propose that we... AAARGHH!!! A PURPLE ELEPHANT! RUUUN!
*platforms zip around everywhere*
*large explosion removes the top of the chamber*
*Senate chamber is blown to bits by another explosion*
(Back on the ship)
OK, we've done that. I propose we hide.
Skorpion
Imperial Inquisitor
Master of ranged combat
"Those who live by the sword will get shot by those living by the gun."
Missing, presumed Hereticus
Fear Factory:- (Memory Imprints) Never End
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Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 216
(7/12/02 1:26:03 pm)
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Re: *blinks at Skorpy*
Yes, good idea!
*hides in her secret lair*
(hay, I wonder if anyone still reads these...)
Skorpy's Partner in Crime
May The Force Be With You
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" --- Qui-Gon Jinn
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