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Iceheart00 
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 133
(6/25/02 7:42:54 am)

 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*throws a handful of hummus at Skorpion*

Yep, it's not a real Knighting reception if there isn't a food fight :lol

And you thought I was normal...

Skorpion mkII
HSWC
Posts: 229
(6/25/02 7:58:39 am)

 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*grabs pizza from table*
*spins it at Iceheart*
*takes cover behind cake*

You are hereby found guilty of fifteen counts of heresy, thirty two counts of blasphemy, three counts of sedition, and twenty seven counts of irreligious utterings. You have performed such acts against the Emperor and the Ministorium with maliciousness and selfish lack of regard for the faith and sanctity of others. You have shown no remorse or compunction about these acts, and have been condemned by your own testimony. I threfore charge that you be taken from this chapel and placed in the hands of the Adeptus Mechanicus who will, with proper authority of Ecclesarchial Law and with full consent of this court, administer the rites of Arco-Flagellation. May you serve the Emperor with your death better than you served him with your life.
Judgement of Cardinal-Magister Filmas during the Belamous trial.
The Ends Always Justify The Means
Official motto of the Imperial Inquisition

Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 132
(6/25/02 9:18:06 am)
 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
It's gonna blow! Quick, Skorpy, into the lake!
*dives in herself*
We don't have much time!
*grabs remainder of cheese board from lake and hurls it at a random person*

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May the Force be with you.

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Qui-Gon Jinn

Iceheart00 
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 136
(6/25/02 10:12:43 am)

 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*takes the slingshot out of her back pocket and flings a grape at LL*

)))))splat!((((((

And you thought I was normal...

Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 138
(6/25/02 10:21:53 am)
 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
Oops, double post!

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May the Force be with you.

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Qui-Gon Jinn

Edited by: Llady Llink at: 6/25/02 10:23:01 am
Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 139
(6/25/02 10:22:20 am)
 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
Uh-oh!

* KABOOOOOMbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb! The catapult and petrol can explode violently, hurling burning fuel around the hall, setting most of it alight and filling the air with thick, black smoke*

*cough* By 'eck! *coughspluttercough* I'm gettin' outta here! *cough* Skorpy, you comin'? *coughcoughcough*

*staggers out the door and down the corridor, leaving the spreading fire and wrecked hall for somebody else to deal with*

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May the Force be with you.

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Qui-Gon Jinn

Edited by: Llady Llink at: 6/25/02 10:23:54 am
Skorpion mkII
HSWC
Posts: 231
(6/25/02 2:52:19 pm)

 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*staggers out of door*
*shakes water out of hair*
*water sprays everyewhere*
I HATE having long hair.
*runs after LL*
HEY! WAIT!
*small explosion as fire reaches Nachos*
I just hope that the Jedi Council don't wake up...

You are hereby found guilty of fifteen counts of heresy, thirty two counts of blasphemy, three counts of sedition, and twenty seven counts of irreligious utterings. You have performed such acts against the Emperor and the Ministorium with maliciousness and selfish lack of regard for the faith and sanctity of others. You have shown no remorse or compunction about these acts, and have been condemned by your own testimony. I threfore charge that you be taken from this chapel and placed in the hands of the Adeptus Mechanicus who will, with proper authority of Ecclesarchial Law and with full consent of this court, administer the rites of Arco-Flagellation. May you serve the Emperor with your death better than you served him with your life.
Judgement of Cardinal-Magister Filmas during the Belamous trial.
The Ends Always Justify The Means
Official motto of the Imperial Inquisition

Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 145
(6/26/02 3:49:29 am)
 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
:lol Yeah, we'll be in trouble then! :lol

*wanders off down corridor*

Anyway, if you hate having long hair, why don't you get it cut? Besides, it can't be as long as mine... bet you can't sit on yours! :D

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May the Force be with you.

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Qui-Gon Jinn

Emerald Angel 
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 225
(6/26/02 5:11:47 am)

 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire just before it gets to the nachos*

You 2 are dangerous!

:p


Jedi Master Emi

Skorpion mkII
HSWC
Posts: 239
(6/26/02 7:55:58 am)

 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*spots Yoda at the end of the corridor*
*ducks into cupboard*

I *would* get it cut, if I could be bothered to.

You are hereby found guilty of fifteen counts of heresy, thirty two counts of blasphemy, three counts of sedition, and twenty seven counts of irreligious utterings. You have performed such acts against the Emperor and the Ministorium with maliciousness and selfish lack of regard for the faith and sanctity of others. You have shown no remorse or compunction about these acts, and have been condemned by your own testimony. I threfore charge that you be taken from this chapel and placed in the hands of the Adeptus Mechanicus who will, with proper authority of Ecclesarchial Law and with full consent of this court, administer the rites of Arco-Flagellation. May you serve the Emperor with your death better than you served him with your life.
Judgement of Cardinal-Magister Filmas during the Belamous trial.
The Ends Always Justify The Means
Official motto of the Imperial Inquisition

Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 147
(6/26/02 9:18:54 am)
 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
I see...
*hops into adjacent cupboard*
Someone's put a poster on the inside of this door... whoa! Hey, this is like a portal to another world! Y'know, like in 'The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe'?
*comences banging head against door*

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May the Force be with you.

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Qui-Gon Jinn

Skorpion mkII
HSWC
Posts: 249
(6/26/02 11:17:54 am)

 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
Yoda: In cupboard, who that is?
Skorpion: *stands totally still*
Yoda: Read your mind, I can. Hope, have you none.
Skorpion: *waves hand* There's nobody in here.
Yoda: Th... Work on me, that does not. Master of Jedi, am I.
Skorpion: *muffled curse* Get lost, shorty!
Yoda: Short may I be, but size indicates ability not.
Skorpion: Speak Basic!
Yoda: Basic, I am speaking.
Skorpion: There's someone in the cupboard behind you.
Yoda: Really?
Skorpion: Yes.
Yoda: Not, there is.
Skorpion: There is. I can sense it.
Yoda: Believe you, I shall. *opens cupboard across corridor* In here, someone is not.
Skorpion: LEG IT! *runs away*

You are hereby found guilty of fifteen counts of heresy, thirty two counts of blasphemy, three counts of sedition, and twenty seven counts of irreligious utterings. You have performed such acts against the Emperor and the Ministorium with maliciousness and selfish lack of regard for the faith and sanctity of others. You have shown no remorse or compunction about these acts, and have been condemned by your own testimony. I threfore charge that you be taken from this chapel and placed in the hands of the Adeptus Mechanicus who will, with proper authority of Ecclesarchial Law and with full consent of this court, administer the rites of Arco-Flagellation. May you serve the Emperor with your death better than you served him with your life.
Judgement of Cardinal-Magister Filmas during the Belamous trial.
The Ends Always Justify The Means
Official motto of the Imperial Inquisition

Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 150
(6/26/02 1:15:25 pm)
 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*legs it down corridor, as comanded, barely able to breathe through laughing*
:lol I guess that was my fault, making so much noise!
Next time, I'll knock him out, and put him in a room, then place a Claymore in the doorway. When he trys to leave, KABOOM! I will, of course, be hiding in the ventilation duct, so any guards that come in, I can shoot them in the leg with my M9...

Sorry, guess that was slightly off the subject, huh? Well, wher to next, Skorpy? Should we pick up a speeder outside of something? Or is there more mischief to be had here, first?

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May the Force be with you.

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Qui-Gon Jinn

Skorpion mkII
HSWC
Posts: 254
(6/26/02 1:31:35 pm)

 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*looks thoughtful for a moment*
*grins*
*evil snigger*
Yes, stealing a speeder DOES sound like a good idea. Let's see what there is...
*looks out window*
But first, I think a little modification of the central computer's in order...
*walks up to panel*
*presses the red button*
*sprinkler system turns on*
*pulls bottle out of bag*
*pours contents on floor*
This should stop anyone following us. That bottle was full of superglue. Just don't step in the water.
*fly lands in water*
*fly tries to take off*
*fly is stuck fast*
Now, to the speeders!
*runs for the landing pad*

You are hereby found guilty of fifteen counts of heresy, thirty two counts of blasphemy, three counts of sedition, and twenty seven counts of irreligious utterings. You have performed such acts against the Emperor and the Ministorium with maliciousness and selfish lack of regard for the faith and sanctity of others. You have shown no remorse or compunction about these acts, and have been condemned by your own testimony. I threfore charge that you be taken from this chapel and placed in the hands of the Adeptus Mechanicus who will, with proper authority of Ecclesarchial Law and with full consent of this court, administer the rites of Arco-Flagellation. May you serve the Emperor with your death better than you served him with your life.
Judgement of Cardinal-Magister Filmas during the Belamous trial.
The Ends Always Justify The Means
Official motto of the Imperial Inquisition

Androza
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 11
(6/26/02 4:11:13 pm)
 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*walks in*

what the...

Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 160
(6/27/02 9:46:11 am)
 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*dodges around the glue*
C'mon Skorpy! Which one? I say the silver one on the right...
*glances over shoulder*
Uh-oh, we better be quick or Androza might come after us!

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May the Force be with you.

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Qui-Gon Jinn

Skorpion mkII
HSWC
Posts: 275
(6/27/02 11:19:55 am)

 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
*runs up to silver speeder*
*gets in*
*pulls out penknife*
*scratches X-shaped rune into dashboard for luck*
*jams knife into ignition switch*
*knife jams in slot*
*waggles knife*
*engine starts*
Now, what kinda engines is this thing using?
*looks back*
OK... Twin turbine system, repulsorlift coils on the bottom... No problem.
*jams throttles forwards*
*speeder shoots off*
*Androza is fried by the exhausts*
Time to lose some weight...
*searches through compartments for loot*
So... We got a blaster, an A-Z of coruscant, and the ignition keys. Whoops.
*drops map and keys over side*
We won't need THEM...

You are hereby found guilty of fifteen counts of heresy, thirty two counts of blasphemy, three counts of sedition, and twenty seven counts of irreligious utterings. You have performed such acts against the Emperor and the Ministorium with maliciousness and selfish lack of regard for the faith and sanctity of others. You have shown no remorse or compunction about these acts, and have been condemned by your own testimony. I threfore charge that you be taken from this chapel and placed in the hands of the Adeptus Mechanicus who will, with proper authority of Ecclesarchial Law and with full consent of this court, administer the rites of Arco-Flagellation. May you serve the Emperor with your death better than you served him with your life.
Judgement of Cardinal-Magister Filmas during the Belamous trial.
The Ends Always Justify The Means
Official motto of the Imperial Inquisition

Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 166
(6/27/02 12:09:40 pm)
 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
Excellent! I don't know a thing about speeder, so I'll just sit here and let you deal with the technical stuff...
Hmm... where to go...
*suddenly feels mourning for A-to-Z of Coruscant*
A nightclub...? A posh restaurant...? The Senate...?!?
*awaits Skorpy's decision*

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May the Force be with you.

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Qui-Gon Jinn

Skorpion mkII
HSWC
Posts: 277
(6/27/02 12:23:43 pm)

 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
I say we buzz taxis for a while, until I figure out how to control this thing.
*spots taxi*
*flies head-on at it*
*pulls out at the last moment*
And you want the map back?
*throws the speeder into a dive*
*catches up with the map*
*grabs it*
*pulls up, just before hitting a railing*
Hmmm... What's down there, anyway? Mutants? Oil? A great big lake of ****?
*hands LL the A-Z*
Try and find somewhere to go. Playing 'chicken' gets real old, real fast.

You are hereby found guilty of fifteen counts of heresy, thirty two counts of blasphemy, three counts of sedition, and twenty seven counts of irreligious utterings. You have performed such acts against the Emperor and the Ministorium with maliciousness and selfish lack of regard for the faith and sanctity of others. You have shown no remorse or compunction about these acts, and have been condemned by your own testimony. I threfore charge that you be taken from this chapel and placed in the hands of the Adeptus Mechanicus who will, with proper authority of Ecclesarchial Law and with full consent of this court, administer the rites of Arco-Flagellation. May you serve the Emperor with your death better than you served him with your life.
Judgement of Cardinal-Magister Filmas during the Belamous trial.
The Ends Always Justify The Means
Official motto of the Imperial Inquisition

Llady Llink
Star Wars Chick
Posts: 168
(6/27/02 12:57:14 pm)
 Re: Shanae and Tahiri's Knighting Ceremony and Party!!!
Yeah, and if you keep playing chicken your gonna get old real fast!
*peers over side of speeder*
I think it is most deffinately a huge lake of... yeah.

Well, I reckon we could have a good time at the Senate building... *inspects map* ...so turn left here... now left again and go straight on... and turn right, and it should be... oh.
*looks confused*
Heh heh... Ahem...
*turns map round the right way*
OK, uh... Head for that night club down there...

[oh yeah, I'm going away on Sunday, until Thursday, so I'll have to put this adventure on hold for a while...]

Hey, this is the 100th post! Whoohoo! :D

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May the Force be with you.

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Qui-Gon Jinn

Edited by: Llady Llink at: 6/27/02 1:03:39 pm
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