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Iceheart00  SWC Councilor Posts: 420 (8/28/02 7:43:05 am) 
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 The much-anticipated Knighting of Skorpion!Yet again, the Jedi, Sith and other assorted creatures congregate, this time in a hive-like arena on Geonosis. A small stage has been erected in the center of the floor, and the crowd hums in impatience waiting for the ceremony to begin. Master Yoda is again guarding the reception tables, this time wearing fling-proof robes and goggles, and wielding a practice lightsaber. The crowd finally hushes as Icy makes her way to the stage, her black robes billowing behind her. She turns to face the entrance to the arena. Skorpion then enters the arena, wearing simple black Jedi garb. He pedals his way across the floor on his bike, and skids to a stop in front of the stage, kicking up a cloud of dust. Icy dissolves into a fit of sneezing as Skorpion climbs up to the stage. When the dust settles, she starts the ceremony. "Fellow Jedi and Sith, I've brought you halfway across the Galaxy to witness the Knighting of Skorpion, a bright and diligent Padawan. During his course of training, he has shown remarkable aptitude in leadership, combat strategy and mind-control..." "Mind control?" spouts some blah-robed Jedi in the stands. "That isn't a quality that befits a Jedi!" Icy waves her hand in the direction of the offending heckler, and chants in a soothing voice "mind-control is a perfectly acceptable ability for a Jedi to master." The crowd shifts uncomfortably in unison. "Anyway, where were we? Oh, yes... Skorpion has shown absolutely wonderful Force abilities, and I'm certian you all agree that he will make a skilled Jedi Knight. So, with that, kneel, Skorpion, a Padawan..." Icy then ignites her lightsaber, setting it to the "Padawan Knighting" frequency. She severs Skorpion's Padawan braid, and then touches the blade to both his shoulders, and then the top of his head. "... and rise a Jedi Knight!" The crowd erupts into applause as Skorpion rises to meet his companions. Icy beams ones the crowd dies down, and pulls a long, thin package from inside her robe, which she hands to Skorpion. "And as for your graduation present - a new set of drumsticks. I made sure they're reinforced so you can beat on anything and they won't break. They even have a one-year warranty..." Icy rummages around in her robes again, and finally presents Skorpion with an envelope. "Just try not to kill anyone who doesn't have it coming, okay?"  |
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RhiannaSkywalker Star Wars Chick Posts: 58 (8/28/02 8:43:19 am) 
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Re: The much-anticipated Knighting of Skorpion! *puts a sisterly arm around Skorpy's neck and gives him a noogy* I knew you could do it Bro!! Congratulations!! Oh, I almost forgot... I made you a little gift... hope you like it...  Your very own Skorpy Blinkie... for your siggy or whatever evil purposes you can concoct...or if you don't like it just ignore it!!!  |
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Lil Amidala Star Wars Chick Posts: 150 (8/28/02 10:20:54 am) |
 Re: The much-anticipated Knighting of Skorpion!Congradulations!!! Here's a present! *pulls out package from behind her back* It's a new set of notebooks for pranks! Along with a special pen that makes the writing invisible to everyone but you! So you'll never get caught! Enjoy!  *Lil Amidala* |
 ArbiWan  Moderator Posts: 860 (8/28/02 12:27:34 pm) ezSupporter |
... Congratulations Skorpion. 
 Conspiracy: It's good to be Hegemon. |
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Skorpion mkII HSWC Posts: 1530 (8/28/02 12:42:38 pm) 
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Re: The much-anticipated Knighting of Skorpion! Yay! New drumsticks! And I *really* like the blinky thingy, Rhianna. I've SO got to use it in my sig. Thanks for the notebooks, and the pen! *wanders off to the snack tables* *sprays Yoda's goggles black* *starts eating the snacks* I knew having a can of black spray paint would come in handy someday. *sinister chuckle* |
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RhiannaSkywalker Star Wars Chick Posts: 66 (8/28/02 1:35:17 pm)
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Re: The much-anticipated Knighting of Skorpion! *wipes nervous sweat off her forehead* Phwew! I am glad you liked that blinkie... I wasn't exactly sure if it was your thing but I spent the better part of my evening last night making it for you since you seem to be my partner in crime! If you do all the html you can just go and click on properties at this link to get the URL for the blinky: groups.msn.com/_Secure/0O...IIgift.gif I'll host it for you til you can get your own host (by the way check out that image host ??? thread to find out how to use a hotmail acct to get some free space)... and once again congratulations!!! |
Leisia Skywalker  Star Wars Chick Posts: 975 (8/28/02 3:15:59 pm) 
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 Re: The much-anticipated Knighting of Skorpion!Congrats Skorpy!
The Fifth Funky Monk And The Joker's True Sidekick Proud Master of my Little Texan Padawan Mistyri! Forever Proud Padawan to Olive Jedi of NN Serra's Silly Partner in Crime Tinndi's Mischief Making Adopted Little Sis Padme Amidala's Twin! Shameless Promotion For The Boards I Mod:TNRO!; The Oasis "Meow for your Aunt Leisia!" -Saffi, telling Padme to meow for me over YM Voice   |
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Adyn Mei Star Wars Chick Posts: 2009 (8/28/02 4:20:59 pm) 
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Re: The much-anticipated Knighting of Skorpion! Oh my, Skorp, a knight? Look out galaxy...   Congrats!!! *tosses some SW confetti around in the air* weeeee!!
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Qui Gons Angel  SWC Councilor Posts: 715 (8/28/02 4:35:17 pm) 
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 Re: The much-anticipated Knighting of Skorpion!Congratulations Skorpy!! 
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LauriWan Kenobi Star Wars Chick Posts: 84 (8/28/02 6:18:56 pm)
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Re: The much-anticipated Knighting of Skorpion! Congrats Skorpion!*pulls out parcel* I got you a nice utility belt. It's got whoopee cushions, stink bombs, and other things that may come in handy for mischief-making!  Enjoy! **LauriWan Kenobi** ~*Proud Padawan to Padme Amidala*~
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crystal light saber  Star Wars Chick Posts: 171 (8/28/02 9:47:08 pm) |
congrats now a new jedi knight! ARGH and im still a padawan... o wait i like being a padder! CONGRATULATIONS!  g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g
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Swshannon76  Moderator Posts: 554 (8/29/02 8:08:15 am) 
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Re: The much-anticipated Knighting of Skorpion! You go Skorky!!! I hope you are a good mentor to your prospective padder. (poor thing!) Congratulations!!!!  Your cool!!
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Isiabell Skywalker Star Wars Chick Posts: 4 (8/29/02 2:36:32 pm) |
 Congates to Scorpion!!!!!* bow's her head* Now that you have been knighted i may ask that if you want to can you take me on as a padawan? OHH!!! I almost forgot. *reaces under a large cloth and brings a package forth* This is for you. I hope you will like it i made it myself.... *inside the package was a letter and a new set of drums.* Well, technecoly i bought the drum's. lol * the letter had a sith/ jedi simble on it. And it said...* Dearest Scorpion, I knew you had it in you. I am very greatfull for you to take me on as a padawan. I hope we can stay in touch we could become REALLY good friends. Contact me as soon as you can. MTFBWY Luv your new friend Isiabell |
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JediKnightBria Star Wars Chick Posts: 245 (8/29/02 4:14:06 pm) |
re Congrats Skorp! **high-five****since it's Skorpy's party Bria sets off the fireworks this time(carefully)** |
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Skorpion mkII HSWC Posts: 1552 (8/30/02 7:07:13 am)
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Re: The much-anticipated Knighting of Skorpion! Thanks for all the prezzies!!! |
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Tinndi Star Wars Chick Posts: 811 (8/30/02 3:52:33 pm) |
Re: The much-anticipated Knighting of Skorpion! Oh no. Skorps a Knight? AAAAH!!! Ahem--I mean... Congratulations!
Proud Padawan to Knight Serra Padder Aunt to Mistyri Leisia's Adopted Big Sis I'm not late! I'm terminally behind schedule. |
