good day.

sometimes we need to be thoughtful, sometimes we need to be bitter, and sometimes we just need to be silly.

with that, enjoy.

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Thought for today:

I think I should be able to implant an electronic device in those people I personally despise, so that every time they act like assholes to me, I can press a SHINY RED BUTTON and they will be hit with a teeth-jarring electric shock to the central nervous system, the length of which depending upon how long I held the button. How about it, science?

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pick your demon.

i'm mildly amused. more, please.

"and you are...?"

poetry.

pessimism.

faq

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