When I'm Pres.

When I am Pres I will make dramatic changes to the way things are now. I will introduce new laws into the system. All of congress will vote the laws to be passed without a hitch. What are these laws you ask. Glad you asked.

The Most important of the new laws will be the ,WOMEN NAKED WHEN THEY WANNA BE LAW.
As all the guys cheer and lift me up onto their shoulders, they begin to realize that there are just some women that they would neva want to see naked, Roseanne for one(insert hurl , or spew here). Now I have a solution for the Roseanne problem.
Every 2 months a women has to go and strut their stuff infront of a bored of government officials, that will decide wether they can retain there liscense to be naked. If they fail to impress the officials their license gets revoked. Not all women must go and get a license, only the ones that want to be naked.
I have hopes the hotties will realize what they got and try to get the license.
See this law and system eliminates the fact that in all the places where the women could get naked there are only women that you would neva want to see without their clothes on.
I know what all the women are thinking right now. Why wouldn't there be a law like that for the men. HERE'S WHY. Cause I don't wanna see no naked guys serving me sandwichs in a restaurant wit his johnson hanging out. I don't want some guy to serve me my food ,while holding the tray with out the aid of hands. Plus i'm the Pres so what I say goes. Period . Speaking of periods , women must wear clothes during their "TIME OF THE MONTH", if not for your self , for everyone else.
SO GUYS RISE UP (which there will be alot of if this law eva happens) AND VOTE ME AS YOUR PRESIDENT! I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN (geez i can't really say much of anything now that doesn't seem pervy) .


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