Kids Today
Lets start with the baby proofing. I'm sure my family isn't the only one to not have those little plastic socket protectors. You know the things you put over the plugs so baby doesn't stick his wittle finger in and shock himself. Nowadays parents stick those things everywhere. We had to learn the hard way. BY DOING SOMETHING STUPID. Children grow up not knowing what kinda pain simple shit like that inflicts.
Kids today also have padded playgrounds with plastic bars and everything. What did we have? Giant metal domes and rocket ships over concrete. They figured we didn't need it. Heck little kids bounce don't they?
And back in the day we had linkin logs made out of wood that would give us splinters. Now they have this safe mix fiber crap. Also for anyone who had them , transformers used to be made out of METAL(yeah metal,,seriously!). If you threw one at someone you could knock their silly ass out. Now They are all plastic bullshit. If you threw that at youor kid brother what would that do? give him a bump??
Why don't kids get good prizes in their cereal anymore?
I used to get one metal matchbox car per box. Now you gotta eat 20 boxes to get a fucking sticker set(plus S&H). Why are we depriving the kids of good cereal prizes in an age where we can produce goods for a fraction of a cent.
Kids today have 200+ channels. BUT NOTHING IS EVER ON! We had 2,4,5,7,9,11 and there was always something to watch. They also don't have any good cartoons. Sure they can watch DBZ, Powerpuff Girls,and a few others.
But we had Voltron, Thundercats, Transformers, Ducktales, Darkwing Duck, and the old disney cartoon with Donald Duck and Mickey. Hell Disney sucks ass now. It's some stupid Zoog crap. The only time they play the good cartoons is at 4 in the morning.
Kids today are also greedy little snot nosed punks.
I'm not saying it's all there fault, it's partially the parents. The kids are over spoiled in what they get. Would any of our parents go out buy a 300$ games system with a few 50$ games???? FUCK NO! When we were young kids were happy and content with a fucking bike. Kids don't take care of their shit no more. They figure if they break it their parents will just buy them a new one. This one girl (15 years old) was complaining that her father was making her work,cause if she didn't work he wouldn't buy her the BMW she wanted.WHAT?!?!?!?! I'd be lucky to get a subaru and i'd probly have to buy it myself. Also why are little 10 year olds allowed to walk the street at night?? It's a fucking riot seeing one of them smoking trying to look cool or like a thug. Were these parents smoking crack while they were pregnant? I mean where did all these stupid stupid kids come from?
Hmm kinda ran out of things to say. Oh well.
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