Help Me, MXL-581, You?re My Only Hope
Topic: Technology
Help! Help! Can anyone out there hear me? Oh, God, please, please, somebody help! I’m a media file and I’m trapped inside your PC! And there are thousands more of us in here! Please, if you can hear me, please connect the PC to a ADS MXL-581 Media-Link Entertainment Receiver! Hurry! We don’t have much time! With the MXL-581 receiver, we can finally escape the suffocating confines of your hard drive. Just connect it to either your 802.11g wireless or wired Ethernet networks and to your home entertainment system. In seconds, us media files will be free at last! Video files can play in the free, open spaces of your TV. Music files can finally roar through your home stereo speakers in all our glory. Never again will you have to gather around the computer desk to look at digital photos or listen to Internet radio! It supports MPEG-1/MPEG-2/MPEG-4 video formats, MPEG Audio layer 1 & 2/MP3/WMA audio formats, and PEG/BMP/GIF/PNG graphic formats. More importantly, it supports file freedom! But please, hurry! Already, some of the weaker JPGs are starting to have trouble breathing, and the more pessimistic MPEGs are starting to write goodbye letters to their families on the outside. We desperatly need someone to come to our rescue – someone with a ADS MXL-581 Media-Link Entertainment Receiver!