I'd like to be serious for a moment. Recently, I've grown more alarmed in the devistateing news concerning men and chickens. It would appear that men have a problem (scientists have yet to discover why) in which they "choke their chicken".
This is a serious problem facing many men. Yet men keep doing this and show no fear at all on the subject.
Do they not realize the danger?
Are they not chewing their food properly?
This kind of reckless abandonment could very possibly lead to death. I would encourage men everywhere to abandon chicken all together, and stick to beef or pork.
Please save some lives, spread the word, just say no to chicken.