Memorable Quotes:
(that we need help to remember)

"I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze." - The Onion
"I like you son, but I'll put a rattlesnake in your pocket and ask you for a match." - Amarillo Slim
"6 months? Is that in Dog Years!" - Lisa re. the Thompson's impending pet purchase
"Ya, but it's 'DIRTY' when you say it!" - Dana re. Rob's comments (footnote Wayne)
"Haze may occur naturally" - Dr. McGillicutty's Fireball Label
"I'm not drunk, I'm just an idiot" - Wayne
"So just how far do you think it is to international waters?" - Doug
"If I'm not back in 2 hours, call the president" - Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China)
"They luved him up and turned him into a.......horny toad" - Delmar O'Donell (Oh Brother Where Art Thou)
"Drinks like a fish, voice like an angel." - Wayne (describing Doug at Caley's stag)
"Look at us...we are the clowns of the deep." - Wayne (describing our dive gear)
"You know what this place needs? A big glass snifter full of matches...Oh wait, never mind." - Doug (at the Inaugural Big Game)
"... and in my club I will splash the pot whenever the foch I please." - Teddy KGB (Rounders)

Winks' Journal

Having embarked on a life-altering adventure, our fearless home-owner takes a few moments from his hectic 3-course schedule to share his new-found wisdom with the masses.

Updated rarely, wisdom will be found here..

30 September 02 - Crane's attitude to the universe in “The Open Boat”