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I really couldn't think of any proper tagline for this, and none is really neccessary. Just look at these caners.. :-)
(Left to right - Greg, Jenny, Rob H)
Are you sure she's OK?
It's Greg and Jenny again, this time one of them is even more zombied than before. Can you guess which?
Hello Will
Well, what else really is there to say?
Trolleyed!
Uni Vicky decides it's high time she gets back on the wagon, but is too wankered to find it. A stolen Safeway perambulance suffices instead.
Pissed... on Coke?!
Now, I'm sure Uni Lisa wasn't so much of a lightweight to get (almost) under the table off a 2-litre bottle of coke, but it makes a mildly amusing image..
Uhh... huh...
Um. Yes. Uni Aíne and a couple of friends from the bar taking a not-so-rare trip to the other side of the counter :-)
(L-R Big blonde bloke from bar, shorter thin bloke from bar, Aíne)
A fine Work o' Fart
It's Millenium Eve, and your 18th birthday to boot. So what's to do except get a few friends and family over and get Pissed As A in the back garden and watch the fireworks?
(L-R Tahrey aka Me in the flesh, Melissa (8 at the time))
No... me neither...??
Wow, an actual arthouse styled photo in my archives. A rare thing to be treasured. The fact that it also seems to show a near-perpetually pickled personnage crawling across the ceiling to the hall of residence toilets is a plus, too.
(Starring the one and only 'Chrizza Rimbo')
Mum... that was supposed to be "Grease"... right?
One of the freakier aspects of the Mil Eve do was Elliot J trying to teach my maw the moves to the Greased Lightning dance. Which was then continued by one member of the team for the rest of the evening, degrading as it went... :-)
(Top to bottom: Me Mam, Jonesy)
If alcohol be the food of love...
...then I think you two have had enough!
(L-R: Rob H, Laura)
The full (curried) english!
Wing Yip's generic chinese curry sauce concentrate - the only way to properly finish off the leftovers in the fridge when you and your mates have both...
1. had a hard and unfortunately vodka-fuelled night out in a two-club town
2. to get three different biology assignments in ASAP
...and then you will be:
3. will be going back to brum on the train for the weekend in about three hours.
Bootiful.
(Clockwise from top: Probably bacon, might be tomato, something else, another bit of tomato and an unidentifiable chunk of something that was nestling near the back of the fridge and had iced over. Centre: failed omelette)
Don't try this at home, kids
All stunts on this page have been carried out by fully trained professionals under the strictest conditions of safety.
One was also carried out by a drunken fool in the pub, but let's not think about that.
(Front: Me! Well, sorta. Background: Nick & Fiona)
HM Drunken Dishwashery Service at your disposal, ma'am.
Well, you see, there was this time, we came in, wanted something to eat, no clean plates or pans or anything, sink stacked up to the ceiling with the crockery and cutlery of 18 (i'm not kidding) different people... So we washed ALL of it (hey, seemed like a good idea then) and took what we wanted... and then re-washed that.
See, pissheads can be caring and sharing from time to time!
(Starring Uni Si)
Fashe.. eddited out... to-ooo prochect ththe inonononshnent!
Of course, that won't stop me from telling you that it was Uni Rachel lying face down in the kitchen after ceremoniously declaring "I aaam sooo drunk.. or aam I stoouned?" :-D
(C'mon, who else would it be?)
