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~November 24th~
Updated By:Mark


Holy merciful crap! Do I hear the hooves of four horses, of colours yellow, black, red and pale? Do I hear the blaring of the horn-type instrument of the Archangel Gabriel? Do I hear the oinking of uncut pork products sailing by over head? Has RANT OF THE WEEK been updated? Good lord!

Yes, folks, RoW finally has a new rant! If you haven't been living under a rock this past few months, you've probably heard of the new Harry Potter movie. And even if you have been living under a rock, you've probably already been beaten about the head and face with ads for the crappy merchandise that shares its name. (As was said in Spaceballs: "Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the REAL money from the movie is made!")

Anyway, you know where to click to find this new bit of ranty delight. Go to it, my sons. Go to it.


~September 30th~
Updated By:Mark



Well, 20 kph is up ahead of schedule. I'd hope to have the site up by monday, but after a late night and some sore fingers it's finally up. No comics yet, no, that's monday's job. But 20kph is up.

A little background, 20kph is my new comic project. I've redesigned all the characters from Tequila, added a couple new ones, and put them in something resembling a storyline. No more of this Penny Arcade-ish nonsense, no, all the madness and mayhem is going to happen inside a very general story. W00t.

Anyway, Tequila is dead and gone. As I said, you can still check it out for a while, but as soon as CP is up, Tequila will live on only in the form of jpg images on my hard drive.

If you want any Tequila comics for your very own, all you have to do is E-Mail Me and ask for the comic you want. But now, you'll need to get your daily dose of funny from Either 20kph, Captain Poncho, or my paper comic (which is still in the works), Pjoje.




~September 28th~
Updated By:Moody


Well I know I haven't been doing my share of updates but I kinda decided I'd leave the comic thing to Mark. But after giving him alot of ideas I decided to come up with a comic of my own using some classic characters of mine. Now I know alot of emphasis has gone around just this guy being a super hero named captain poncho, but I think Captain Poncho just might be what the character does in the evening. 'Cause I'd really like to do real life stuff too not just super hero stuff. But we'll see. Until then though it will just be Captain Poncho, so for your (hopfully) viewing pleasure I present the first Captain Poncho Image. Just a teaser though.



~September 28th~
Updated By:Mark


For those of you who took the lack of updates on this page to mean that the comicssection hasn't been getting updated regularly is sorely mistaken, and should get their asses over there at freaking once.

While we're on the subject of asses getting places, and while I'm feeling silly plugging a comic that's far superior to our poor little Tequila, get your asses over to Mac Hall, my new favourite comic site. Well, barring Penny Arcade. Be warned, it's keenspace so load times can be a bit slow, and they don't update as frequently as I'd like, but this guy has mad art skillz. So much transparency and glowy stuff. Mucho bueno.

In terms of news, we've pretty much put the rants section on hold in favour of comics, a humourous medium of getting opinions across that doesn't require a huge attention span, as many of my essays tend to.

As I said in the comics newspost, Tequila has come to a close with today's - friday's - comic, which, disappointingly, is nothing more than a quick MS paint sketch. But such is the way of mediocre indie comics.

However, as I also stated, a new comic series is in the works, one with kind of a storyline to it, kind of a background, and kind of decent art now. And all without a WACOM tablet. (P.S. e-mail me to find out how to send me money).

Anyway, Ph33r Ph4ctory, as it is titled, is coming out monday, god willing, with the first comic, provided I can get the site design and stuff up by then. I wanna do some background and stuff.

Finally, Captain Poncho is coming! Moody's getting ads and stuff ready for your perusal and approval. Basically he's going to take the place of Tequila.

If you really want to get a hold of your favourite Tequila comics, then please e-mail me and ask for it by name or at least description. I'll just fix it up and put my copyright info on it, and you can do with it as you will.

But for the love of god e-mail me first, don't steal my comics. I'd hate to have to spend the effort hunting you down and giving you a hot plasma injection.




~September 20th~
Updated By:Mark


New comic is up. Well, it's not a comic as such, but it's a bit entertaining in a shock value sort of way. Enjoy.



~September 15th~
Updated By:Mark


Well, the new comic is up. Damn, I was so close to meeting my Monday/Wednesday/Friday schedule. Ah well, saturday's just as good. At any rate, for all two of our regular readers, it's up and ready for your enjoyment.

This comic is also very special because it marks the end of our five part series "The Transformation of Sean McGee". The rest of the newspost can be found on the comics page, so check it out.




~September 14th~
Updated By:Mark


Hey! We've broken 1000 hits! Thanks to everyone who visits the site, and I hope you keep coming back.

Another bit of news, Meth from Original Gamers got it into his head to host Tequila, our online webcomic. So we'll see how that works out.

Speaking of comics, I put up number 4 in "The Transformation of Sean McGee". Check that out here. Finally, number five is inked and ready to scan, I just need to get around to colouring and lettering it and then it'll be up here for all to enjoy.

That's all from me. Thanks, peeps.




~September 11th~
Updated By:Mark


Today the world has gotten a bit more god-forsaken. We don't feel much like making with the funny today due to the awful, awful tragedies suffered in the United States today.

We may be Canadians, but such an act of evil touches us all, and we want to offer our condolences, as much good as they'll do, to everyone who lost someone due to the twisted schemes of a dark mind.

Bow your heads for a moment of silence in memory of those who were caught in the crossfire. We'll continue with the funny tomorrow.

In sorrow, Mark Edwards and Mike Moody.




~September 9th~
Updated By:Mark


New comic, yo. Check it out here.



~September 6th~
Updated By:Mark


New comic for you. Introducing Moody's original character, Captain Poncho. E-mail him (by clicking on his name, ya godless couchfuck!) and tell him you want to see a Captain Poncho comic miniseries!



~September 3rd~
Updated By:Mark


New comic for all of you. Read my post there.



~September 2nd~
Updated By:Mark


Well isn't this just gravy? RoW finally has its own Phorum!. It's not fancy, but it'll get your voice heard.



~August 29th~
Updated By:Mark


Here's a tasty new comic for you. The explanation is conveniently placed on the page. There's not much of a newspost today. I also updated the comic archive. Uh... yeah... so that's the newspost. Make sure you check out some of the links there. Funny stuff.



~August 25th~
Updated By:Mark


Well, after hours and hours of backbreaking toil (I'm not kidding) I managed to revamp the entire comics section. Now it's easier to navigate, and the comics are broken up into small, easy to chew pieces. And guess what? As an incentive you also get a brand new comic! So check out our new comics section here. Enjoy.



~August 15th~
Updated By:Mark


Here's a new comic for all of you. This is the Denouement of the previous strip (below today's one). Basically a bit of pointless mayhem. Enjoy.



~August 5th~
Updated By:Mark


Well, here's a post for you. And guess what? It's a new comic! Not much to say, except that if you've read our review of Planet of the Apes 2001, you'll understand it a bit better. POTA was a good movie, up until the "surprise twist ending" which actually doesn't make any logical sense. But I guess that's what happens when you screw with Time Travel.

Expect a few more comics on the way. I have a ton of good ideas. Plus an extra special feature: Mark and Moody vs. The Iron Chef! Spine tingling. Enjoy!




~August 1st~
Updated By:Mark


I'd like to apologize to all of our regular readers for the sheer lack of updates. Moody hit some technical difficulties which erased his review of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, and we all know how hard it is to re-do something, right? Plus we don't get paid for this, so screw you, hippie! No such things as deadlines, bua ha ha ha! However, to make it up to you, you get a triple-threat of Mark today. That's right, a rant, a comic and a review. Well, a quad-threat, really, because this one's gonna be a great newspost!

But all joking aside, I had a positively wonderful trip. Lots of fun, and I even came back with some new ideas. The first of which is today's rant. It's all about Pocko's Magic Wigglees. I had a ton of fun doing it, and it's got the most scanned images of any rant to date.

Second, you get a new comic. It's a re-do of one of my earlier ones that has never before been published. So it's not very funny, and it needs some explanation. See, I was annoyed with the activists in Seattle and all their whining about the WTO and such, and I decided to vent a bit of homicidal frustration by the medium of humour. Just take it as a bit of over-the top violence and have a ball. There're two more good ideas percolating up top, so expect to see them pretty soon.

Moody and I went and saw Tim Burton's remake of Planet of the Apes. Catch the review with comments from both of us here.

During my journy to Egypt and England, I came across a couple of things that were funny as hell. In Egypt, people are always selling these fake papyrus papers, vaunting them as "real", "authentic" and the like, and accordingly charging insane amounts of money for them. Most papyrus come with a "guarantee" of sorts, except that there's something... odd about them. I'll let you see for yourself (the best parts are underlined in green). Illiteracy or sneaky legal manoeuvering? You decide:

Pretty funny, huh? Ahh, love those sneaky egyptians. I don't speak arabic and I couldn't find anything wrong with the french, so I cropped those off. But that did come with a papyrus.

Second, I came across this beauty on the back of a package of Wrigley's Ice White gum ("Helps keep teeth clean and white!"). I squared the salient part in green. Scary, huh?

So there you have it. A couple of drollities from abroad. And that concludes my newspost.

MC Mark, rockin' da hizouse




~July 20th~
Updated By:Moody

Alright I hit a snag when trying to create a new angelfire page. I hit the snag of "angelfire sucking badly". And for some reason it decided to merge the two index pages of Rant of the week and my new page. I've tried to recreate the index page from memory and hope it shall do. The only thing I couldn't salvage were the guestbook entries. But I hope that this reconsrtuction of the main page shall suffice until Mark gets back to make sure it's all good. I'm sorry for the mishap.




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