Signs your leader is not up to the job
July 6, 2001
- His daddy is just one phone call away - just in case.
- Is too busy making calls to bail out his twins.
- Spends 4 hours in nap, 4 hours on stairmaster and 4 hours with gameboy.
- His secret code name is 'dumbass'.
When asked a question, instinctively turns to Karl or Dick
- Could not learn all the world leaders' name in one-night crash course before the 'big' trip.
Breaks out in boils under stress.
- Frequently invokes a predecessor who cannot
remember his own name.
- Is too occupied with nicknaming his colleagues.
Proudly displays his 'C' grades at college graduation ceremonies.
- His name is George W. Bush.