Cheatz 4 All U Cheapskates

Beat the Stock Limit - - This cheat allows you to get around the daily stock limit. Instead of buy shares in thousands, buy them in batches of 200-500. That way you can get as many shares as you like.

Money Tree Cheat - - I don't know if you would really consider this a cheat but this will give you better odds of actually getting something from the money tree. First click on np or an item (it doesn't matter what). Then look at your address bar (where the URL is) and you will notice that the last thing is a big number. Now change it by adding about 10 or 20. Now hit the enter button. Keep doing this, and you will be more likey to get a donation. (note: this is best for modem users all you DSL people like me can normally get stuff just buy clicking and i've also been told this cheat doesn't work it hasn't worked for me when i tried but i've only tried like twice so i dunno)

Cliffhanger Answers
Note: I think the answers have to be in all CAPS (they aren't counted wrong if in all CAPS so go ahead and do it)

Happy gadgadsbogen day

Better late than never
Dr sloth is green
Meercas despise red neggs
No news is impossible
Scorchios like hot places
Super glue is forever

All roads lead to neopia
Dont gather food without land
Dung furniture stinks like dung
Keep your broken toys clean
Kois invented the robotic fish
Nimmos are very spiritual beings
Today is your lucky day

A buzz will never sting you
Be nice to shoyrus or else
Carrots are so expensive these days
Chia bombers are mud slinging fools
Chombys are shy and eat plants
Faeries are quite fond of reading
Flotsams are no longer limited edition
Fuzios wear the coolest red shoes
Great neopets are not always wise
Kacheekers is a two player game
Korbats are creatures of the night
Mr black makes the best shopkeeper
Nobody can be poor on neopets
Number six is on the run
Skeiths are strong but very lazy
The beader has a beaming smile
The techo is a tree acrobat
The trading post will never cheat
Tyrannians will eat everything and anything

An air of mystery surrounds the acara
Asparagus is the food of the gods
Chombys hate fungus balls with a passion
Faerie food is food from the heavens
Jubjubs defend themselves with their deafening screech
Kauvara mixes up potions like no other
Kyriis take special pride in their fur
Maybe the missing link is really missing
Mister pickles has a terrible tigersquash habit
Most wild kikos swim in kiko lake
Neopian inflation is a fact of life
Never underestimate the power of streaky bacon
Poogles look the best in frozen collars
Some neggs will bring you big neopoints
The cybunny is the fastest neopet ever
The pen is mightier than the pencil
The snowager sleeps most of its life
Tornado rings and cement mixers are unstoppable
Uggaroo gets tricky with his coconut shells
Unis just love looking at their reflection
When there is smoke there is pollution
When will a kau learn to fly
You can never be poor on neopets
You cannot teach an old grarrl mathematics

A miss is as good as a mister
A neopoint saved is a neopoint not enough
A tuskaninny named colin lives on terror mountain
An iron rod bends while it is hot
Children should not be seen spanked or grounded
Doctor Sloth tried to mutate neopets but failed
Do not bathe if there is no water
Dr death is the keeper of disowned neopets
Faerie pancakes go great with crazy crisp tacos
Flame the tame is a ferocious feline fireball
Have you trained your pet for the battledome
If your hedge needs trimming call a chomby
Kacheeks have mastered the art of picking flowers
Keep your pet company with a neopet pet
Kikoughela is a fancy word for cough medicine
Kougras are said to bring very good luck
Pet rocks make the most playful of petpets
Scratch my back and I will scratch yours
Snowbeasts love to attack grundos with mud snowballs
The advent calendar is only open in December
The alien aisha vending machine serves great good
The big spender is an international jet setter
The bruce is from snowy valley high school
The healing springs mends your wounds after battle
The hidden tower is for big spenders only
The library faerie tends to the crossword puzzle
The tatsu population was almost reduced to extinction
Whack a beast and win some major points
You should try to raise your hit points

An idle mind is the best way to relax
Congratulations to everybody who helped defeat the evil Monoceraptor
Do not open a shop if you cannot smile
Do not try to talk to a shy peophin
Enter the lair of the beast if your dare
Every neopet should have a job and a corndog
It is always better to give than to receive
Get three times the taste with the triple dog
Let every Zafara take care of its own tail
Look out for the moehog transmogrification potion lurking around
Magical ice weapons are from the ice cave walls
Meercas are to blame for all the stolen fuzzles
Mika and carassa want you to buy their junk
Neopets battledome is not for the weak or sensitive
Poogle five is very chubby but is lightning quick
Poogles have extremely sharp teeth and they are cuddly
Put all of your neopoints on poogle number two
Store all of your trading cards in your neodeck
Terror mountain is home to the infamous ski lodge
The barking of lupes does not hurt the clouds
The battledome is near but the way is icy
The meat of a sporkle is bitter and inedible
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Treat your usul well and it will be useful
Uggaroo follows footsteps to find food for his family

Achia who is a mocker dances without a tamborine
All neopets can find a job at the employment agency
Become a battledome master by training on the mystery island
Better to be safe than meet up with a monocerous
Bouncing around on its tail the blumaroo is quite happy
Chias are loveable little characters who are full of joy
Faeries bend down their wings to a seeker of knowledge
Grarrg is the tyrannian battle master that takes no slack
If you live with lupes you will learn to howl
Kyruggi is the grand elder in the tyrannian town hall
Love your neopet but do not hug it too much
Meercas are talented pranksters that take pride in their tails
Oh where is the tooth faerie when you need her
Only ask of the queen faerie what you really need
Please wipe your feet before you enter the scorchio den
Some neohomes are made with mud and dung and straw
Space slushies are just the thing on a winters day
Store all of your neopian trading cards in your neodeck
The battledome is open but the way there is icy
The best thing to spend on your neopet is time
The kindhearted faerie queen rules faerieland with a big smile
The lair of the beast is cold and dark inside
The pound is not the place to keep streaky bacon
The sunken city of maraqua has some great hidden treasures
The tyrannian jungle is full of thick muddle and mash
The wise aisha has long ears and a short tongue
There is nothing like a tall glass of splime potion
To know and to act are one and the same
Under a tattered cloak you will generally find doctor sloth
With the right training tuskaninnys can become quite fearsome fighters

A journey of a million miles begins on the marketplace map
Ask a lot of questions but only take what is offered
Ask what you can do to make it worth your while
Be sure to visit the neggery for some great magical neggs
Bruce could talk under wet cement with a mouthful of marbles
By all means trust in neopia but tie your camel first
Count von roo is one of the nastier denizens of neopia
Do not wake the snowager unless you want to be eaten
Every buzz is a kau in the eyes of its mother
Faerie poachers hang out in faerieland with their jars wide open
Grarrls are ferocious creatures or at least they try to be
Have you told your friends about the greatest site on earth
If a pteri and lenny were to race neither would win
Jetsams are the meanest neopets to ever swim the neopian sea
Kaus love to sing although they only know a single note
Listen to your pet or your tongue will keep you deaf
Make certain your pet is well equipped before entering the battledome
Only mad gelerts and englishmen go out in the noonday sun
Poogle number five always wins unless he trips over a hurdle
The bluna was first sighted under the ice caps of Tyrannia
The neopedia is a good place to start your neopian adventures
Tyrannia is the prehistoric kingdom miles beneath the surface of neopia
When eating a radioactive negg remember the pet who planted it
When the blind lead the blind get out of the way
When friends ask about the battledome say there is no tomorrow
You can even take a Bruce to training school to improve
You cannot wake a bruce who is pretending to be asleep
You know the soup kitchen is a great place to go
You know you can create a free homepage for your pet
You probably do not want to know what that odor is

A kyrii will get very upset if its hair gets messed up
By all means make neofriends with peophins but learn to swim first
Catch the halter rope and it will lead you to the kau
Cliffhanger is a brilliant game that will make your pet more intelligent
Dirty snow is the best way to make your battledome opponent mad
Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie
Do not speak of an elephante if there is no tree nearby
Do not think there are no jetsams if the water is calm
Eat all day at the giant omelette but do not be greedy
Everyone loves to drink a hot cup of borovan now and then
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald
Fly around the canyons of tyrannia shooting the evil pterodactyls and grarrls
If you see a man riding a wooden stick ask him why
If you want to have lots of adventures then adopt a wocky
Jarbjarbs like to watch the tyrannian sunset while eating a ransaurus steak
Myncis love to hug their plushies and eat sap on a stick
Quiggles spend all day splashing around in the pool at the neolodge
The grarrl will roar and ten eggs will hatch into baby grarrls
The snow faerie quest is for those who can brave the cold
There is only one ryshu and there is only one techo master
Uggsul invites you to play a game or two of tyranu evavu
When an elephante is in trouble even a nimmo will kick him
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on

A scorchio is a good storyteller if it can make a skeith listen
Bang and smash your way to the top in the bumper cars game
Do not be greedy and buy every single food item from the shops
Faerieland is not for pets that are afraid of heights or fluffy clouds
If at first you do not succeed play the ice caves puzzle again
If you go too slow try to keep your worms in a tin
If your totem is made of wax do not walk in the sun
It makes total sense to have a dung carpet in your dung neohome
Myncis come from large families and eat their dinner up in the trees
The neopian hospital will help get your pet on the road to recovery
We never know the worth of items till the wishing well is dry
You can lead a kau to water but you cannot make it drink
You should definitely quit neopets when you know you have lost your selfrespect

Your neopet will need a mint after eating a chili cheese dog with onions
Building a neohome is a way to build a foundation for your little pets
Why beg for stuff when you can make money at the wheel of excitement
You know you should never talk to Bruce even when his mouth is full

Bronto bites are all the rage and they are meaty and very easy to carry
The whisper of an acara can be heard farther than the roar of a wocky
The beast who lives in the tyrannian mountains welcomes all vistors with a sharp smile
You really have to be well trained if you want to own a wild reptillior

Blackjack Table and Tips

Key to table:

H- Hit
S- Stand
D- Double
P- Split
H/P- Split if allowed to double after a split, otherwise hit
D/P- Split if allowed to double after a split, otherwise double
H/R- Surrender if allowed, otherwise hit
S/R- Surrender if allowed, otherwise stand

Since Neopets doesn't allow you to Split your cards, simply refer to the total of your cards added together.

Example: You have a 6 & 6, on the chart it says "P", but you can't split on Neopets, so 6+6=12. Refer to 12 on the chart to see what to do for your hand. If the dealer has a 2,3,7,8,9,10,A, or face card, you should HIT (H). If the dealer has a 4,5, or 6, then you should STAND (S)

If you come across an H/P, consider it a Hit (H)
If you come across a D/P, consider it a Double (D)
If you have an 18 or higher - STAND!