Mike's Apology Page
Dear Chris,
I am sorry for making you feel bad this morning. My attempt at being funny was childish and immature.
I have decided, as a result of my actions, that I will allow you to poke me in the eye of your choice, with an object of your choice.
I have decided to put this page out on the web as a public apology. You may direct anybody you like to this site so they may see it. If I ever make you fell bad again, I will update this page with another appropriate apology.