It all started one day on the way to a hockey match when me and my good friend Chris were talking about Roman demigods and deities (which was a silly topic at the time) and then I thought to myself most silly Roman names finish with a 'us' on it ie Maximus Thantus etc...

Then I said to myself 'what about a god of hockey?' .....Hockey..us..........HOCKUS! was conceived and then much shennanigans began with a nickname i still use on places such as MIRC[tm] and ICQ[tm] from time...

Many times to this day this nickname has been misunderstood and been abused as the name 'Hocus'

This is obviously a misunderstanding which has to be absolved..

Hocus' as in 'hocus pocus' is utter tripe and these people deserve to be shot by imperial law edict section 3 paragraph 4 'Thou who name others by fluff shall be fluffed by thy Mongolian Yak breeders federation'

An extract of the legendary adventures of Hockus can be found in 'Canelloni monthly' which is available at all good bookshops in the Gamma Quadrant...heres a short extract of one of them.... 'There stood thy great player on the fields of equals, great Hockus in his shining gold body armour tapped his Hockey stick of defiance on the ground as he waited for the bell to ring to start the game. Then all of a sudden the bell toller rung the bell, the great bell could be heard for miles away the crowd of pesants and other lowly scum cheered and leered at thy players. The ball , which was a monkeys skull rolled to the opponent then got whacked to another opponent..all of a sudden it was becoming a one on one for dominance on the field..Hockus in the goal square against one of the offense brutes with the skull who would prevale? Hockus gritted his teeth and whispered 'bring it on!!'

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