Manic Garf
Leader of the revolution and protector against all evil
Tonglandian Order of Slaying Scum and Evil Rapscalia (T.O.S.S.E.R)
Now then, Listen up as I will only say this once,
THIS SITE IS NOT INTENDED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!
IF YOU NEED A SENSE OF HUMOUR TRANSPLANT, DO NOT ENTER
This site is the product of a slightly drunken prank, I was writing an e-mail and i made up a story to cheer up my friend. This site is a by-product of a bored and workshy time in my life called the "teenage years", as I was infact a teenager at the time I had this idea, some of my humour may not be considered run-of-the-mill.
The Webmaster/Author of the site reserves the right to edit, amend or delete any user based contributions to this site, e.g. Opinionm Polls, Guestbook entries or anything else I can be arsed changing. Anything deemed to be offensive or of a mallicious nature WILL be removed.
I take no responsibiliy for the loss of school placements, jobs or life because people have taken my site a bit too seriously, this also applies for any celebrities that have been maimed that i have featured on my site (or sites i have linked to)
I would also appriciate it if you DON'T sue me as I currently have very little money to spare as i have 27 kids to bring up, an alcohol addiction to fund and 12 wives to keep happy and up to date with the latest fashions.
Donations welcome, send them to my swiss numbered account.
If you do have a problem with the content of this website Click Here and I will try to sort it out as soon as I can.
