I'm sure many of you wonder what it is I see in William Collins. After talking with Sarah Marie extensively, I have come to find out that you all think of him as a big, fat, grease-covered, leering, incestuous beast....well, let me assure you, those are only a few of the many reasons I fell in love with him!

Despite his infamous sermons which bring in attendants across the globe, my husbands first career choice is hardly enough to support our fifteen children. He refuses for me to search for work...he's so old fashioned! *gush* Like any true gentleman, and loving husband and father, he has saught extra work in the form of stripping. Granted, it's probably not the best of choices for a man in his position but it pays very well!

In retrospect, all I can say is, that I hope you all are ashamed of your previous behavior and attitude toward my husband, for he is truly what a man should be!

Your humble servant's faithful wife,

Tabbi Collins