"The Ravings of a Madman" continue with yet another look behind the scenes at
Wendy's......................
*Beep* "Hi there, may I take your order please?"
"I'll just need a second please"
"Just say high when your ready"
*5 minutes go by*
"Okay I'm ready!"
"Go Ahead?"
"Can I
get.....................two.......................junior........bacon.........
cheeseburgers please?"
*Sandwich maker and Grill man scream out "FUUUUUUUUUUCK".*
Goddammit people, stop fuckin ordering Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers. That's all we
hear all night long, please for the love of God order a fuckin chilli or
something. Theirs nothing in the world that pisses of a Wendy's guy more than
some asshole making that very order, except maybe when the asshole goes "I
need 3 separate orders please". And guess what all three orders are? yep, you
fuckin guessed it cause you have probably done that very thing, JUNIOR BACON
CHEESE DELUXE. Which is customer talk for Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger. Is it
really that hard to read the menu?. I mean its right in front of your faces
and all light up real nice for your convenience. So use the damn thing, read
the names of the burgers and then tell us what you want. If you say "Can I
get a grilled spicy fill-et please and a Mediterranean chicken please?" we
aint gonna know what the hell your talking about. But I'll get to that in a
sec, what my point is is this. Order something else every now and then, get
yourself a chilli, or a salad, or even a 6 piece nuggets, just leave the
juniors alone and stop pissing off poor Wendy's employees!. And get the name
right!!!.
Which brings me in to my next rant, and it is something that I cannot stress
enough. LEARN HOW TO READ PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!. When you order something, say it
properly okay?. They are not called Big Classics or Bacon Classics or Single
Classic or Triple Bacon Classics and chicken is not pronounced fill-et. It so
pisses us off when idiots say some dumb ass thing like "Can I get a Bacon
Classic and a Big Junior Cheese Classic". Hello people they are called BIG
BACON CLASSIC and JUNIOR BACON CHEESEBURGER. Get it right!!!!!!!. Now I know
there are many of you out there who DO get it right and to them I say thank
fucking God for you guys!!. One more thing, if you are going to order a
water in the drive through, THEN GET A BURGER OR SOME FRIES FOR GOD SAKE,
don't waste our time with stupid shit like that.
Ah, another "Ravings of a Madman" completed!. Sooner or later I'll write one
with a point, that doesn't just trash Wendy's!, and rest assured, It'll
happen!!!
Till then this has been yet another commentary by: Bloodsucker
This editions suggested MP3 downloads:
Blood and Fire - Type O Negative
Mexican American - Cheech and Chong
Dark Trick - Lestat
Sideshow - The Wake
First Day of Spring - Gandharvas
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