"Are you planning to put up a link page?" 11/4/00

"Why do so many people want to vote for George W.? "11/7/00

"Why does God have such a twisted sense of humor?"11/11/00

"Where are my pants?"11/30/00

"Why do you not have a section to make fun of me?"12/3/00

"How many licks does it take to annoy someone?"12/11/00

"What is your opinion on animal sex? ;)"12/18/00

"What kind of monkey, do you suppose, would get funky?"12/19/00

"Is it that you fall in love with those who can hurt you or they can hurt you because you fell in love with them?"12/20/00

"How come people think it's funny when someone dies?"12/21/00

"Can ya dig it?"12/22/00

"Is that you or some obscure character?"1/12/01

"Is it possibly for a person to knowingly pack their parachute wrongfully, but still be able to convince themself that it was done correctly? "1/14/01

"What do people mean when they say, 'What do you do in your free time?'"1/20/01

"Help my pants are full of cheesecake, what should I do?"1/22/01

"Is p = n * p true???"1/25/01

"Why don't monkeys rule the world yet?"1/30/01

"Do you have any suggestions on what to use a farting penguin for?"2/8/01

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"2/12/01

"How long will Bush last in office?"2/17/01

"Where do homeless people get magic markers to right on their cardboard?"2/23/01

"How do you interpret the lyrics to the song 'Push'?"2/26/01

"Why is it chicks always go for the guys that are jerks?"3/5/01

"Why exactly does Jimmy crack corn?"3/11/01

"What does this joke mean?"3/15/01

"Is love worth it?"3/19/01

"Does anybody really know the Muffin Man?"4/2/01

"If you already know someone why send them a survey with questions like "What is your name" on it?"4/8/01

"If you are so smart why do people need sleep?"/i>4/21/01

"Why do Canadians say 'Aye'?"5/2/01

"Are you fool a man or a woman? Are we gonna get down with our own bad selves?"5/9/01

"Why do little kids like to kick me in the shins?"5/18/01

"Why you so sexy?"6/1/01

"Why does Mr. T like milk so much?"6/8/01

"What is the purpose of school?"6/13/01

"Why do tigers have stripes?"7/7/01

"Why shouldn't or should I cut my hair?"7/27/01

"Why does everyone like penguins and where can I get one?"8/9/01

"Why do people fall in love?"9/7/01

"If you were on a roller coaster and all of a sudden a GOOSE came flying at your nose what would happen?"9/14/01

"Why are humans put on earth?"10/3/01

"Is there such a way to prevent losing you pants, and if there is, how can I do so?"10/24/01

"Is Elvis still alive, and why was his face on Mars?"11/12/01

"If baby humans come from storks, where the hell do baby storks come from?"11/21/01

"What do u think the root of all evil is?"1/21/02

"What quantity of wood could a woodchuck chuck in X time in terms of X?"2/3/02

"Why do English people usually have rotten teeth??"9/25/02

"Why is gooses geese but mooses isn't meese?"11/13/02

"Is the Hokey Pokey really what its all about?"12/26/02

"Why will she becoming 'round the mountain when she comes?"3/12/02