So...i guess this is the "obligatory" tell the world all about yerself section that seems to be a "must" on websites these days.

"Ohh!! ya still here are ya??".....ok, well - my names Ian and the website ya surfin hails from Sunderland which is in the North East of England
( aghh... dear old Blighty - God bless her ).

And what do we do here in sunny Sunderland ( sunny!! hahahaaa ). Well we drink - in fact we`re renowned for boozin it up - maybe we adore liver failure i dont know - but hell do we drink here!. Consider it a local passtime ( and the only passtime ), except for the local football team, who are by the way - alongside it`s population, far farrrr superior in EVERY respect, to our local neighbours and enemies of world war scale magnatude.. affectionaltly known to us Mackems as "the Scum"....I`am of course referring to ( can i get the words off my toungue without puking ) Newcastle. phhooarrrrrrr ohhh sorry there - i hurled!!.

BTW THIS IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION STILL SO EXCUSE THE PAGE MESS HERE BUT IT WILL GET SORTED!.MIGHT BE WHEN NELSON GETS HIS EYE BACK LIKE....BUT IT "WILL GET SORTED"

Thanks for callin` in......Ian