it was recently brought to my attention that though this page had pharses, they weren't quotes, so now i have created a true quotes page. if you have any quotes you would like on this page, email me.
Grease
Frenchie: Men are rats. Listen to me, they're fleas on rats. Worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats.
Kenickie: A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card: "When you care enough to send the very best."
Coach Calhoun: We're gonna slaughter 'em! And, after the slaughter is over we're gonna come back here and ring that victory bell . . . like we always wanted to.
Jan: You dropping out of Rydel?
Frenchie: I don't look at it as dropping out. I look at it as a very strategic career move.
Independence Day
Capt. Steven Hiller: This was supposed to be my weekend off, but no. You got me out here dragging your heavy ass through the desert, with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my parachute. You got to come down here with an attitude, acting all big and bad. And, what the Hell is that smell?!
The Matrix
Tank: So, what do you need, besides a miracle?
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.
Neo: What does that mean?
Cypher: It means, buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy. 'Cause Kansas, is goin' bye-bye.
Neo: Mr. Wizard, get me the Hell out of here!
10 Things I Hate About You
Mr. Stratford: Hello Katriana, make anyone cry today?
Kat: Sadly no, but it's only 4:30.
Mr. Stratford: This morning I delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl. You know what she said to me?
Bianca: I'm a crack whore who should have made her skeezy boyfriend where a condom?
Patrick: You're not afraid of me, are you?
Kat: Why would i be afraid of you?
Patrick: Most people are.
Kat: Well, I'm not.
Patrick: But I'm sure you've thought about me naked.
Kat: Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you. Oh baby oh baby!
Mr. Stratford: My insurance does not cover PMS!
Charmed (tv)
Phoebe: What was that?
Prue: Probably a zombie...or a vampire.
Phoebe: Great. Where's Buffy when you need her?
Phoebe: Come on, they don't call it Lover's Leap for nothing.
Cupid: Uh, Phoebe, actually that's a reference to suicide.
Phoebe: Oh.
Clueless
Josh: Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.
Cher: I am. You try driving in platforms.
Mel: What the hell is that?
Cher: A dress.
Mel: Says who?
Cher: Calvin Klein.
Cruel Intentions
Sebastian: Nice shirt, Cecille.
Cecille: Oh thanks, my dad got it for me in Australia.
Sebastian: How are things down under? Blossoming, I hope.
Cecile: This iced tea tastes funny.
Sebastian: It's from Long Island.
Austin Powers (1)
Irish guy: They're always after me lucky charms! (everyone snickers) What? Why does everyone laugh when I say that? They *ARE* after me lucky charms!! What?!?
Frau Farbissma: It's a television commercial! With this cartoon leprechaun! And all of these children are trying to chase him..Hey leprechaun man! Leprechaun man! We want to get your lucky charms! haha! Oh, and there's all these little tiny bits of marshmallow just stuck right in the cereal so that when the kids eat them, they think, "Oh this is candy! I'm having fun!"
Dr. Evil: Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info!
Dr. Evil: My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
Scott Evil: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
Dr. Evil: No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily like his old man.
Austin Powers: There are only two things in this world that scares me and one is nuclear war.
Basil: What's the other?
Austin Powers: Huh?
Basil: What's the other thing that scares you?
Austin Powers: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
many of the quotes on this page are from members.tripod.com/umq/umq_m020.htm