Anti b4-4 Page

b4-4. i do not undertsand b4-4. ever since i first saw them and heard them, i have wonder WHY do little girls and teens like them? obvious things show that they SUX.

first of all, they are absolutely ugly. they had to have had plastic surgery. it is not humanly possible to look as crappy as they do. their noses do not look real, their muscles looks fake and their tans look shitty. and what is with their hair? please, could someone help them!! do they actually think they look GOOD wearing those gay clothes and their hair like some shit way of spiking it? are they trying be "cool" by having spikes? i know a guy named eric who could perhaps help them in creating their spikes.

second of all, their music sux. i watched the city tv new year eve party in toronto which was on muchmusic new year eve. they messed up a lot. their voices are squeaky and high pitch. it's probably made up. on the record, they sound ok (satisfactory) and in real life, SHIT! it was so bad i almost cried. they make a disgrace to all canadian singers. and what is with their lyrics? "if u get down on me i'll get down on u"? are they suggesting to little 9-year-old girls that sex is good? and if they wish to sing about sex then at least have a good lyric about sex! maybe they should take some lessons from eminem. now that guy has damn creative and damn good lyrics. and know what's worse, THEY DON'T EVEN WRITE THEIR OWN LYRICS! THEY GOT THE GAY SONGS FROM SOMEONE ELSE!

third of all is their music videos. do they really have to dance? a lot of the world's population would prefer it if they didn't. in one video (not sure they name of the song) they pretend to be playing the guitar. a big no-no. if u don't actually play a guitar while creating ur songs, u don't pretend that u do.

finally,what is with their name? "before four". geez. maybe i should make a band and call if "after 2". i think they lack in the creativity department. lemme say that, i'm not proud of b4-4 being canadian. i do in a way have a connection with them. my dentist's son's friend is the brother of the non-twin one (even though he looks like the other 2, thus proving they had SURGERY). in u look at what i have told u and realise that they are absolutely manufactured and fake, u too would not like them.


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