Hey everyone...are you ready to make some serious fun of Aaron Carter? Read on...

A Little Letter of Apology
Dear Aaron: Hun, you know I love you, but I don't know how anyone could possibly even take one look at you and not be compelled to make fun of you! It's just too easy. So, I had to do it....can you forgive me? Love, Beth

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Aaron on Leno
Ok, how incredibly pathetic am I that I set my VCR to record Aaron Carter on Leno? Some people just don't understand. It's totally a love-hate thing. So anyways, I read in the paper that AC's (yeah we're on a basis like that) on Leno and I totally freaked out and was like, omg I MUST watch it. That's a lil bit past my bedtime though, so I detailed my mom to get up and turn the tv off when it was done. Cuz I can't figure out how to do fancy things with the VCR like that.

And the next day I go to watch it, and it tapes what, like one minute of the whole performance. I was so sad (yup, sam, to the point that I did not want to go on). I quickly got over it though because the minute that I did get to see was mad funny! (did I really just say "mad funny"?? Somebody slap me. Please.) I swear, this kid is NOT the greatest performer. It's like he's half asleep on stage. At first I thought it was because it was 11:00 at night and it was past his bedtime, too, but then someone pointed out to me that they tape Leno during the....oh yeah. I knew that.

And his dancers, oh my dear lord, they are interesting. I think that's the right word. They wear like 10 pounds of makeup and are like 40, I swear. And during "That's How I Beat Shaq", you know the part at the end with his mother? Of course you do. So they have one of his frickin dancers do that part and its all so incredibly lip-synched that it makes me wanna hurl (worship the porcelain goddess, my new fave phrase...)

Aaron on Rosie
Aaron Carter was so on the Rosie O'Donnell show! And I didn't even know about it, but thank God I had a tape ready in the VCR so I got the whole thing. His whole performance was exactly the same as in was on Leno! What's the deal with that?? And he was all like depressed and sorta floppy in his queer dancing. Just all around not cool. Not enthusiastic or energetic at all.

So then he goes for his interview with Rosie, and you can totally tell this kid thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. He even thinks he's to cool for Rosie. I mean come on now, who's too cool for Rosie? And his voice, aarrrahhhhgggggh it annoys me so much! It's like, mini-Nick! Except with less flub!

Then Rosie makes the mistake of saying that Nick, Aaron's brother, is in *N Sync, and Aaron totally gives her this look, like the stare of death, except its not scary coming from him cuz he's too cool. Rosie realizes and apologizes, as if she personally offended him or something, and she's all, "I don't know why people act like they're like arch enemies or something, because they're all really actually good friends with eachother." And Aaron just nods because he has no idea what "arch" means.

And he's currently on Broadway in "Suessical" (OMG I NEED TO SEE IT!!!!!!). He talks to Rosie about what being on Broadway is like, and he's all, "When I was little I used to think that Broadway was like this one big street with a bunch of stages on it..." Didn't we all, kid. No, really, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. And what the heck is he talking about, "when I was little"?? He IS little.

Aaron vs. Lil Bow Wow © Gina
Something that I would pay good money to see is an Aaron Carter vs. Lil Bow Wow fight. Just like them going at eachother. My money's totally on Lil Bow Wow, but you never can tell the blinding effects all that glitter Aaron wears can have. (thanks gina for the visual....) Even a Celebrity Deathmatch between them would be cool! And you so know that the Mtv people would never let Aaron win cuz he's a wuss. I like that word, wuss. Aw, never mind, I just wanna see Aaron get his ass kicked.

General Making-Fun
Aaron Carter thinks he is so bad. Like he thinks he's black. He's like, yo yo yo, I may look white on the outside, but you know on the inside, I'm like choco-lat. You know its like that in the ghet-to. I'm down wit dat. Choco-lat. Its like that on the streets, the Orlando ghetto. I aint never forget where I'm from. Representin the love for the streets. THE STREETS. Peace out, homefry.

I mean, how bad can he be when he's on the frickin Disney Chanel, wearing glitter, singing "I want candy"?? And what is he, like, 13? Come on now. Its just funny.

I can't seem to make fun of this kid enough. He makes it so...easy. Anyways. I was watching the video for "Aaron's Party (Come Get It)" on the Disney Channel. You can't turn on the freakin Disney Channel without seeing that video or his retarded Shaq video (which is so beyond making fun of that I won't even go there).

And I was thinking, they (his like image consultant or whoever tells the kid how to frickin act) must want to market him as like "Mini Pimp" or something. I mean, have you seen this video?? It's really a sad thing. They have him on the bike, for God's sake, with like this pimp outfit on. Does the kid have any freakin idea what he's DOING?? I don't think so. He's had a sheltered life. They probably don't even let him watch the Backstreet Boys video where Nick takes his shirt off (wait. Is there such a video? No. Why? Because Nick. Is a fatass. Ok, I just had to get that out.) because it might like emotionally scar him or something.

And then in the scenes inside at the "swingin' party" he is sooo being forced to be all cool. Just picture some hotshot directer guy in front of him, behind the camera, going, "Come on, Aaron baby! GIVE IT TO ME!! More! More! Give me more cute face!" And then in the dancing outside all his dancers are like these 30 yr olds. What is up with THAT? And does anyone really say "fine girls"? Especially like a 12 yr old or whatever he is. I swear, he gets younger and younger. And does anyone say "crushing" as in "the girl I'm crushing"? GIRLS don't even say that for God's sake. The only place anyone says that is like in girly magazines because all these forty yr-old editors think that 13 yr old girls say things like "crushing." It's going to be so funny when his voice really changes. Will you all laugh with me? Ok good. And the day they make him take his shirt off for a video or a performance I will just cry. Bawl.

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