1. Have you read The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan?
2. Twice?
3. Three Times?
4. You've come to the end and don't know what to do with your life since the 10th book is not out yet?
5. Do you wish there was a WOT movie?
6. Do you know exactly who should play every role?
7. Do you own the book The World of the Wheel?
8. Do you own the WOT RPG?
9. Is it the only one you play anymore?
10. Do you own the WOT video game?
11. Is it the only one you play anymore?
12. Have you ever wished you were an Aes Sedai/Asha'man?
13. Have you ever tried to channel?
14. Did you succede?
15. If you were an Aes Sedai do you know what ajah you would be?
16. Have you figured out what ajah all of your friends would be?
17. Can you name more than one Aiel sept?
18. More than 5?
19. Do you follow ji'e'toh?
20. Have you ever asked someone to help you meet your toh?
21. Have you ever tried to make someone gai'shain?
22. Did it work?
23. Have you ever called someone a 'woolhead'?
24. Do you use the words 'flaming,' 'bloody,' or 'blood and bloody ashes' in place of a more common expletive?
25. Do you know what 'Dovie andy se'tovya sagain' means?
26. Have you ever used it in an appropriate situation?
27. Are you fluent in the Old Tongue?
28. Can you name all of the Forsaken?
29. Do you know all of their Age of Legend's names?
30. Do you wish you could have controlled the a'dam while Moghedien was wearing it?
31. Do you have pets named after WOT characters?
32. Children named after WOT characters?
33. Have you legally changed you name so you could be named after one of the WOT characters?
34. Off the top of your head can you name more than 10 WOT characters?
35. More than 30?
36. More than 50?
37. Have you ever refered to your boyfriend/husband as your warder/gaidin?
38. Have you ever been refered to by your girlfriend/wife as her warder/gaidin?
39. Does your knowledge of WOT geography surpass your knowledge of the geography of the country you live in?
40. Do you have a set of three questions prepared in the event that you should ever run across a doorway with a twisting red frame?
41. Do you utterly refuse to say the name Sh...um yeah you know...
42. Do you refer to a favorite item, piece of jewelry, etc. as your angreal?
43. Have you ever called on the Old Blood to help you through a test or stressful workday?
44. Have you ever painted the nail on your pinky green and shaved half of your head?
45. Have you ever painted the Dragon Fang on someone's door?
46. Have you ever refered to a figure of authority as Lord Captain Commander of the Children of the Light?
47. Have you ever accused someone of being a Darkfriend?
48. Have you ever entered Tel'aran'rhiod?
49. Do you refer to your winter scarf as a shoufa?
50. When buying cigs have you ever asked for a pouch of Two Rivers Tabac?
51. When buying alcohol have you ever asked for a bottle of oosquai?
52. On a trip to the zoo have you ever refered to the elephants as s'redits?
53. Can you recite all the Prophecies of the Dragon?
54. Do you commonly refer to comedians, musicians, jugglers, etc. as gleemen?
55. Have you ever taken the oath as a Hunter of the Horn?
56. Do you know what Shen an Calhar means?
57. Have you ever danced with Jak O'The Shadows?
58. When in a tough situation have you ever sighed acceptingly and said 'The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills"?
59. Have you not read the books because you have read them before in a previous Age because there is no beginning or end the Wheel of Time?
60. Have you ever made a purity test based on The Wheel of Time?

May you always walk in the light