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My M'Hael (with apologies to Guns -N- Roses) The Dark One works in souls Now that Baalzy's not around He used to love Asmodean But now he's underground So you stay out late at night And you do your Compulsion for free Drivin' the mortals crazy With your shallow inanity Well, well, well you just can't tell Well, well, well my M'Hael Makin' all your wild plots In another's Pattern you see Yesterday was another Age Maybe next Age you can sleep But Tarmon Gaidon starts much too early And this Power wasn't free So scheme till the Dark One calls Deviousness is the key Chorus: Well, well, well you just can't tell Well, well, well my M'Hael Well, well, well you never can tell Well, well, well my M'Hael Everyone needs Controlling You know that it's true Someday you'll find someone That'll plan and plot with you But oh the time it takes When you're all alone Someday you'll find Therin That you can control on your own But till then ya better... Now you're sneaky And so discreet I won't say a word But most of all this song is true Case you haven't heard So c'mon and stop your cryin' 'Cause we both know Balefire burns Grenny don't stop tryin; An you'll get what you deserve Chorus |
Son Of Battles (Apologies to The Red Hot Chili Peppers) I got some bad dreams, Up is my brain is crowded it's deemed. Not insanity it seems, Is got me by my fighting you see. Well all this past memory from me, Hanging from this Tree, dying you see. The gamblers life of my dreams, have turned to Son of Battles, That's me. Where I go, along with the flow, I can't stop and take it, take it, take it slow. When I find the Daughter of the Nine, I'm fated to marry her sometime. Today luck smiled on me, The dice tumbled in my head, oh, please All the good things in life are free, Why did this all happen to me, Oh ya. Where I go, along with the flow, I can't stop and take it, take it, take it slow. When I find the Daughter of the Nine, I'm fated to marry her sometime This is an ashendari you see, Well I got a horse named Pips and dice you see. I speak the Old Tongue nicely, please And take away my fate from me. It's bitter Age, And it's very sweet. I'm to sacrifice half the Light, but I always land on my feet. Take me to the Battle, Let me on command your force. The gholams coming back baby, He be coming back for more. Doo doo doo doo dingle zing a bloody flaming Horn, ba-di ba-da ba-zumba crunga cong gone bad Dagger, like an apple pie but I lost out and can't remember They say I stole one, once but I won't recall it never Where I go, along with the flow, I can't stop and take it, take it, take it slow. When I find the Daughter of the Nine, I'm fated to marry her sometime Where I go along with the flow, I might end up in Tel'ahran'rhiod When I find the Daughter of the Nine, I'm fated to marry her sometime! |
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No Sleep Till Caemlyn (apologies to the Beastie Boys) No sleep till - Caemlyn! Fancloth cloak, never a distinguished Service Medal always One Power forged metal My Blademaster skills are hotter than a Trolloc kettle My job ain't a job it's a bloody killing time City to city listening to Aes Sedai whine. On location running around the nations Warders never get a vacation Itchy sword hand but a stable Warder label I do what I do best because I'm willing and able. Ain't no faking your life I'm taking Going coast to Spine to watch all the World Breaking. While you're at the job working nine to five The Warder's at the Bore cold kickin' it live. No sleep till - Another ride another Gate another watch in the rain Another Darkfriend another fight another battle lasting all night. Our Aes Sedai's crazy she always smokes evil She's got her own rooms at the Tower for us. Roam around the world Smashing locks till she eliminates her block Plains to inns Tinkers on the road. We're trashing Trollocs like it's going out of style Getting no pay along the way 'cause it's just fun for a while. On the fourth floor throwing bullies out the door She's in the back because she's not as hardcore. We got a bag in the trunk with crumbling Seals in a sack With dice in the front and Caemlyn's in the back. No sleep till - No sleep till Caemlyn ! No sleep till Caemlyn ! Ain't seen the Light since we been hunting for the Hand Aes Sedai Sister ! Get on the stage my man! Born and bred Caemlyn Randland!! They call me Aes Sedai but I'm Blue Ajah.. Like a lemon to a lime a lime to a lemon I sip the fine wine with all the Tower's women. Got Healing Fireballs all the Channelling, of course Hand-drawn sketches and a classy horse Step off Dark One get out of my way Taxing little Darkfriends from here to Ebou Dari Waking up but I get to sleep 'Cause I'll be Healin' this party ten days a week! No sleep till - No sleep till Caemlyn! No sleep till Caemlyn ! |
