Recently, the residing Quimby has gone out and purchased a new phone in order to replace the one he peed on, and the one the he stole which turned out to be broken. Some may say it is the return to normalcy that we all needed. That order has been restored to this little Quimby’s life, and now we can all go back to living normal lives. Others disagree.
It has been a long known fact that the strain of this particular Quimby’s long term relationship has taken a toll on his social life. He chooses to stay indoors while the others go out and play, he is constantly on either facebook or his urine free cell phone and is all around “still acting like a god damn quimby”. His fellow knights of the round are beginning to get worried.
“He really doesn’t seem to be making any effort what-so-ever into becoming a Knight of the round” says a friend “It’s as if he doesn’t ever care that he is a quimby”
“What we need right now is some kind of action. Some sign that says ‘I am worthy of mutual respect and prestige’ and we just haven’t seen that yet/ever”
So for now, it seems that there is little hope of adding another name to the Knights of the Round anytime soon, at least in the Goleta area.