Quimby [Kwimm-Bee]
~ noun
A Quimby, is the innocuous, unfortunate, lamer of a group of friends. This member is the subject of many jokes, often focusing on the "quimby's" faults, and usually, the Quimby just "takes" it.
Synonyms:
Loser, pussy, bitch, numb nuts, tool, twat-chops, ass whipe, buttmunch, dip shit, dingleberry, crotch stain, jizz beard, ass bag, turd burglar, cock master, fairy, butt head and tea bagger.
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Ground ZERO
It’s been three days since that “Bathroom Confusion” incident, where certain individual(s) took part in certain bodily function(s) in certain “inappropriate” areas.
The damages have by now been assessed. One pillow, belonging to the resident Quimby, was soiled beyond any use or recognition and had to be disposed of. The mattress, in which these disgusting acts of drunkenness took place, was left with a very embarrassing “Piss Stain” that will serve forever as a painful reminder, that a mattress is indeed something you should not piss on. Linins as well as blankets needed a good washing. But one of the biggest losses would be the residing quimby’s cellular phone.