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Hooligan Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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Things every guy should know....
1) You have to tell a girl exactly how you feel about her.......we make no assumptions...and if we do its the wrong one save some trouble.
2) It never hurts to work out........take your own advice.
3) Girls like sex just as much if not more than guys.......but we can hold out longer.
4) All girls masterbate....seriously.....at one time or another.
5) Not all of us hate porn.......some just aren't comfortable with it because the girls usually look better than them.
6) Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
7) Girls think about their man all the time....rather it be how they are or what the hell their doing.
8) Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench press.
9) If you wear tity-whities on a regular basis we may think you are gay.
10) We are not your all night restaurant.
11) If you get head.....be kind enough to give reciprocate.
12) Anything we say or do between those four days to a week every month can not be held against us!
13) Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not qualify as "spending time".
14) If you give us extra attention when there is another female in the room you WILL get browny points.
15) Just because we like to look good every now and again does not make us high maintenance.
16) Being romantic like walks in the rain.....kisses on the forehead buying little somethings and/or cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
17) Just because we say we are in a serious relationship with you doesn't mean we plan to marry you and have your kids someday, so stop being so damn scared!
18) If your developing good finger skills playing video games.....you may want to put them to good use sometime.
19) Anything you do or say to another girl that you dont want us to know about is considered cheating.
20) If we can admit that we are wrong then you better be able to do the same.
21) The excuse "I cant dance" isnt acceptable....we'll appreciate you standing there making us look good.....and tring.
22) Think before you speak it'll make a world of difference.
23) Not all girls kiss or give out on the first date.....get over it we are creatures of mystery.
24) Do not make fun of our clothes.
25) We dont always expect you to pay for us......but it doesnt hurt to offer every now and then.
26) Telling us we are beautiful never gets old.....
27)The "little things" in a relationship are really the BIGGEST.
28) Foreplay isnt something we should have to ask for.
29) Dont screw us over.........especually if you know we are the type who gets even!
30) Friends with benefits is NOT cool unless you make an agreement before hand...otherwise we read more into it.
31) We are sensitive too so be gental............(not talking about just the heart..)
32) We reserve the right to hate all or most of your ex girlfriends.
33) Talk to us.......be personal it makes us feel special.
34) Never make your girl feel like there is another out there that can take her place!
35) Go places with your girl..........
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